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Wakko-holics Anonymous

Welcome Wakkoholics! Welcome to Wakkoholics Annoyingmus i mean... wakkoholics annonymous....

We urge you to take Wakko's advice:

Be cool, smell the flower,
Make love not war and shower
Kiss the world and be groovy
Go ahead and MAKE A GOOKIE



They're soggy and the wash..soggy and the wash...they both are wakkoholics and now we shall hush....

And now....the real soggy and washy theme song....
They're washy and the sogg,
washy and the sogg,
both are nutso but rach is god
one day they met online,
and rach mixed up their minds,
they're lackeys,
They're washy and the... sogg sogg sogg sogg sogg nanannanana NARF!

So you're a wakkoholic? Obsessed with the lil loony with a brit accent?
The seven year old warner who is probably somewhere around 60 something?
The one who sounds like Ringo Starr? One who can burp perfectly to classical songs, and do reditions of jingle bells?
An undetermined species of hyperactive energy with an addiction to licorice?

Possibley even have a crush on ole Wakko Warner? How about Yakko?

Well you've come to the right place!

This site is designed to fullfill your wakkoholism. Soggy and the Wash have put together many different things to fill your time up. You can read a story, some parodies, listen to some wavs, check out a few drawings, take our poll, and bazillions of other things yet to come.

As for all of you who have come here in the past, thanks for making our counter shoot up!

A bit of news. Well according to other websites visited, Animaniacs shall be returning to the afternoon lineup on kids Wb! WAHOO!!! Also Wakko's Wish (before it was Wakko's Wacko Wish) is going to be released on video in the fall. There's a new Animaniacs game out from Southpeak, called Animaniacs: A Gigantic Adventure. Also released earlier this year was a compliation of Animaniacs songs from previous albums. I think it was entitled: Animaniacs: a flash back. Not sure.

Results to the first one:
Q: Who is the best?
(of 69 respondents)
43% Wakko
30% Dot
19% Yakko
7% All the Warners
0% Other

Second one:
Q: Favorite Warner Catch Phrase:
(of 156 respondents)
31% Faboo
36% Eeeeeehhhhhhh
6% Ecksqueeze me?
18% Narf
6% tag you're it!
3% Can't decide...

Okay see one time o-okay one
time randy beamon's grandparents
got stuck in an elevator
and they were in there so long
they became skeleton people

thought ya might enjoy that

Untitled Animaniacs Story
Collected A! Ascii Art
Leaving so Soon?
Wakko Wavs
How could we be without...
Jess Tress and Rob

[email protected]
Look at the shiny anvil
Let the Anvils Ring!
Join the Wakko Wakkorotti Warner Webring
Would you like to take a survey?
Try for the Wakkogluified Warner Award
Warner drawings
Parodies - I am the Gookie
stare at the mallet
bang the mallet

Seen everything you can see on this site?
Well try visiting.....
�manic disarray� (one of Sog's silly whims)
or have a random one of Washy's pages
or go to our Philosophy page

Since you came Wakkorotti had to potty times....

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