First we have to announce... Starting on September 30th in LA... and lasting all the way until March of the year 2000 will be ICP's brand new tour... and get this... it's a small venues only tour! It's called... "The Wicked Clowns From Outer Space Tour!" This tour is unlike any tour ICP has done in years. They'll only be playing small venues. Nothing over 2000 seats. No more of this giant arena shit where the stage is 25 feet from the crowd and all that. On this tour, J and Shaggy will be right up in your face, complete with that old school stage diving, mosh pitting, crowd surfing insanity that ICP is famous for!

It's back to the roots for ICP on this tour! Fires, riots, arrest, sex, drugs and all that good shit that was around before ICP got super famous! Hell yeah! Plus this tour is just with ICP & Twiztid! That's it! Just the music Juggalos love! I'm telling you this is the tour that real, long time Juggalos have been wanting to see for years now. ICP will head right back into them small dive bars they started out in. Expect to see crazy ass Juggalos swinging from the ceiling pipes and smashing each other's heads open with beer bottles! Full circle baby, back to the good old days!

But there's more... this time ICP will play everywhere. No lie. Every-fuckin-where! "The Wicked Clowns From Outer Space Tour" will invade each and every state multiple times! Just look at the first leg and see for yourself! They. re playing 4 cities in California alone! ICP is playing places ninjas have never even heard of just to make sure that every last Juggalo will get to see them live, no matter where he or she lives in the US!

Oh yeah, and when the tour reaches a bigger clown town, don't worry about getting shut out of the show, because ICP will be playing multiple nights at the same small venue! 3 Nights in Detroit... 3 nights in Cleveland... 2 nights in Vegas... 4 nights in Pittsburgh... on and on. That's why this tour is over 6 fuckin' months long. This time they will not pass you bye, you have our word. I don. t give a fuck where you live, ICP will at least be playing somewhere close to you at some point of this super long tour.

We still have to tell you about the best part!!! THE BIG 3! 3 MAJOR items will be available at the merchandise counter only on this tour that you will never be able to find anywhere else again... Not 1, not 2, but 3 MAJOR brand new ICP releases will be available at each and every date on this super tour... but only on this tour, that's why it's a must that you get to a show... What are the big 3 items? Read on...

SUPER BIG ITEM NO 1.

You'll be able to buy the super rare Psychopathic Rydas Album... "DUMPIN". Yes the crazy rare, never heard before album of ICP, Twiztid, Blaze and Myzery all doing Gangsta Rap! Yes they even rap under new G names! Violent J raps as Bullet, Shaggy Raps as Full Clip. You have to hear this crazy shit!

The most wild thing about this CD is that they stole all the music! ICP and them just rapped right over other people. s instrumentals! You'll hear ICP and Twiztid rapping over Ice Cubes music! It. s fuckin' crazy. You'll be able to get the entire Psychopathic Rydas "Dumpin" album at this tour and only at this tour! It's only $15 bucks and it. s a definite collector. s item. If I was you I'd buy 2, one to save and one to bump!

NOTE: We were originally going to give this rare CD away for free to everyone who showed up in St. Louis on Dec 27th for the "1st Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos Convention". But because so many people dissed us over having the Convention in St, Louis and not in there own hometowns, we scratched the whole idea. We only picked St, Louis in the first place because it's in the center of the country and we figured that would make it easiest for everybody to get to. However, we got dissed so hard, that we just said fuck it to the whole idea.

Now there's no big Convention, no free CD, no nothing. Now if you want this rare CD, you have to buy it. $15 bucks baby. For every Juggalo that was planning on making the fresh trip to St. Louis, we're truly sorry that so many hoe ass Juggahoes had to fuck it all up for the rest of us. We never figured people would call us sellouts for giving away a free CD, but somehow they did. Not just one or two, but thousands of them dissed us and ICP hard over the whole thing. So it's all off for now. We're planning a new Convention for the summer time... stay tuned.

SUPER BIG ITEM NO. 2

A Brand new album featuring 16 new songs from ICP and Twiztid both called "Psychopathic's From Outer Space". This album features tracks with Ice T, Myzery and more. It even has songs that originally had to be removed from ICP's Amazing Jeckel Brothers Album because of sample clearances. Sure Island would never put out a song with an uncleared sample, but we don't give a fuck! Give us the loot and this CD is yours! 16 brand new cuts. 6 from ICP, 6 from Twiztid and 4 from ICP and Twiztid together. Including ICP and Twiztid's famous, underground, diss song on Eminem called "Slim Anus".

This album also features a year 2000 remix of ICP's classic Red Neck Hoe. You love this album. It has so much flavor that you will never believe it's all yours for just $15 Bucks. The "Psychopathic From Outer Space" Album is over 70 minutes long and it's worth every lame penny of your shitty $15 bucks.

SUPER BIG ITEM NO. 3

The long awaited, long anticipated, mutha fuckin' STRANGELMANIA VOL 2!!! If you have never seen Strangelmania Vol. 1 before, than I don't know what to tell your sorry ass. Strangelmania 2 features the return of such legends as the 112-year-old "Drunk" Terry Flunk... The 2 big, fat, lovable, huggable fat asses The Mushroom Boys... The Lamamainiac himself, Lama Namanumi and more. It also features many new guys like Sweet Baby Bitch, "Hollywood" Chuck Hogan, and "Asshole" Andy Armageddon.

Once again your 2 favorite wrestling host 3-D (Violent J) and Gweedo (Shaggy) along with a new host named Luscious Johnny Stark (Twiztid's Jamie Madrox) take you in depth and deep inside the world of Japan's death match wrestling. This time you'll see a woman's exploding ring barbed wire death match as well as a burning, barbed wire bat, death match... and much much more. Strangelmania 2 also features ICP's latest video "Another Love Song" plus 10 minutes of footage from ICP and Twiztid's movie "Big Money Hustlas". You need to get your ass to one of the shows on the "Wicked Clowns From Outer Space Tour" and get this shit.

Get to any show on the tour and get all 3 of these super BIG items cause they will all never be available again. Also available on this tour will be the brand new ICP and Twiztid Psychopathic Family Beenie Boys 5-piece set with manager Alex Abbiss included! Get to a mudda fuckin' show hoe!

Here's some other news that you may have missed out on in the recent months involving the world. s most hated band...

1. ICP booted Coal Chamber off of their Jeckel Brothers Tour after only 2 shows. Coal Chamber was making a lot of money to play every night yet it seemed like only about 20 or 30 people were coming to see them. At the second show of the tour (Pittsburgh), ICP's Road Manager Rob called the transvestite Rock N Rollers in for a meeting. He gave them the option of "either play for less loot every night, or leave the tour". Coal Chamber said "fuck no" to playing for less loot and so goodbye it was.

Rather than pay the poom poom dressed homo's fat loot every night when there only worth a few bucks, ICP kicked them off the tour. The next night in Cleveland when they announced Coal Chamber was off the bill only 4 tickets were returned. Damn.

2. ICP Rocked Woodstock 99 . At first, ICP was shocked and honored that the promoters of Woodstock actually wanted ICP as part of this historical event. ICP gladly accepted the offer. The Media went nuts. Everybody dissed Woodstock for booking ICP but believe it or not Woodstock didn't care. They wanted ICP and they got ICP.

To play the Woodstock date in Rome NY, ICP had to cancel 3 Jeckel Brothers tour dates in Texas. ICP was deeply sorry for missing the Texas tour dates but playing Woodstock was a super rare opportunity for a band like ICP so they had to do it.

ICP played the East Stage at the same time Korn was playing the West Stage and still about 60,000 ninjas turned up for ICP's set.

If you saw it on Pay Per View than were sorry. We know it looked shitty and the audio was all fucked up on TV, but for those that were there, they'll tell you that ICP rocked that bitch. The giant crowd sang along to every word.

During the set, ICP kicked out 20 big, giant, rubber balls with $100 taped to each of them. The fans went nuts. After that, ICP kicked out 20 even bigger, giant rubber balls with $500 taped to them. It looked like meatballs being tossed into giant pools of piranhas. Everywhere you looked, there was naked chicks running around on stage. Titties bouncing all over and shit. Even naked dudes were running across the stage every now and then. There was nuts, wieners, nipples and nedens flying and floppin' all over the fuckin place. it was the bomb.

2 Days later on the last day of Woodstock, riots broke out and all of ICP's merchandise was ripped off. We ain't mad at ya, though. "Get what you can get"! As Shaggy told a news paper in Denver, "If we would have been there during them riots, we would have helped burn that bitch down!"

3. ICP was asked to play the entire 1999 Family Values Tour along with Limp Bizket, DMX and Filter. Before ICP answered anything, they went to the Juggalos and took a poll. About 75% of the Internet Juggalos said they wanted ICP to play it, and 25% hated the whole idea. ICP thought and thought about it and finally they said yes, they'll do it. They even posted 5 big reasons why they decided to do the Family Values Tour, on the ICP Web site and the ICP hotline. 2 Weeks later after ICP officially joined the tour, Family Values turned around and kicked ICP off it.

I guess just like with Woodstock, the folks at Family Values were also getting dissed by the Media for having ICP on the show, only worse. MTV even told Family Values that if ICP is on the tour, than they'll get no help or coverage from MTV. Spin and Rolling Stone also hated that ICP was on the tour, so Family Values finally caved in and booted ICP off that bitch. Family Values pussed out and booted the wicked shit off the show. Oh well. I Guess now the tour really is all bout Family Values! With there bitch ass weak line up, even Grandma can have a good time at the show this year.

4. Shaggy and J admit that they have serious drug problems... Many people always wonder about where ICP stands when it comes to drugs... They rarely ever mention drinking or smoking weed in there songs and they are rarely ever seen with a 40 bottle or even so much as a joint. Well finally they have recently fessed up to their take on dope. During an interview for ICON magazine, they told the reporter what's up... Both J and Shaggy don't smoke weed or take any drugs, but they do take tons and tons of over the counter drugs. J and Shaggy enjoy piles and piles of Tylenol PM pills nightly, and Violent J even devours an entire box of Nyquil pills each and every night. They consume so many bottles of Nyquil, Tylenol, Sominex and other various sleep medicines that a special compartment has to be filled weekly on there tour bus. ICP is said to consume around $700 dollars of various sleep medications every week. Others in ICP's crew that are suspected to be addicted to over the counter drugs are Tom Dub, Stefan, Tom Dub, and Tom Dub. (Tom Dub takes more than ICP combined)

5. ICP recently went on the Howard Stern Show again for the 10,000th time. This time Stern tried to catch them off guard by bringing Coal Chamber out to question ICP face to face about why they got kicked off the Jeckel Brothers tour. While the 2 guys from Coal Chamber were quivering in their panties, ICP ripped and schooled them with facts. Finally the 2 flamers from Coal Chamber turned around and left with their tails in their butts and scared half to death. This pissed Coal Chambers manager off really REALLY BAD. There manager is a chick named Sharon Ozborn who also happens to be the wife of that old, rock, junkie, legend Ozzy Ozborn. So the next day, Howard had ICP back on the show again along with Coal Chamber's manager Sharon Ozborn to have a war ofr words. Well... if anybody out there heard it, they'll tell you who got destroyed. At one point Sharon Ozborn got so pissed, she took her glasses off and threw them at Violent J! ICP called her a fat ass, bitch ass, hoe ass blaa blaaa blaaaaa! It was funny as hell. She got wrecked. The show will go down in Howard Stern History. If you ever catch the replay on the E! channel or on Howard's new CBS show, be sure and tape it, cause you'll fuckin' love it.

Anyway, because Sharon Ozborn got embarrass and schooled so hard, she is now suing ICP for slander. Whatever.

6. Violent J has sadly fallin' in love once again. It looks like he's finally over that one bitch from Letters to Cleo, now he's fallin' in love with one of the WCW Nitro Girls. If you don't know who the Nitro Girls are, there the chicks that dance around during the commercials and shit on WCW Monday Nitro wrestling on TNT. I guess there is something like 10 or 15 different Nitro Girls. The one J loves is named Spice and she's the shortest one with the short hair. Violent J has told every one that will listen that he loves her even though he has never actually met her yet. He's only seen her walking around back stage a few times when ICP was wrestling with WCW. Other than that, he's never seen her anywhere except for dancing on TV like everyone else.

At J's request, we asked around and we found out that she is happily married and she has no interest in a fat rapping clown. J however has mental problems and he thinks he can still score with her... here we go again. God help us.

Violent J's last love quest for the chick from Letters To Cleo lasted 5 long years. It was the saddest thing we've ever seen. He never even got close. He never even learned her real name! He just always called her "The Chick From Letters To Cleo". She hated him the whole fuckin time. She too was married and she also hated fat clowns like J. He never even met her in person! She did however send a letter to us threatening to sue if J told anymore lies in public about her again. After that, J was so happy that she acknowledged his existence that the stalking continued for years.

Well keep you posted on Violent J's new found love quest.

7. There's yet another brand new ICP album on its way. This one is crazy fresh, it's called "The Pendulum". This album is extra dark and ruthless. There's not alot of funny songs on this one, it's mostly macabre. The Pendulum album is not for everybody and it will never EVER be sold in record stores. There is only one way to get this special album... You have to collect it - song by song by song.

What do we mean? Why it's simple... You must collect the ICP Comic Book starting with Issue # 4! Each issue of the ICP Comic Book from Chaos! starting with No. 4, will come in a plastic bag along with a brand new ICP song on CD!!! Every issue will come with a brand new song! Starting with issue #4 this December, all the way until issue #18 some time in the year 2001!!! There will be a brand new song on CD with each new issue for 14 straight months. It will take you well over a year to collect the entire album and that's why it's called "The Pendulum"!!! Because it takes so fuckin' long to get it!

The entire Pendulum Album comes on 14 different CD's. Once you get them all, you can send in the special tickets that will come with each CD and we'll send you back the entire Pendulum Album on one CD with a cover booklet a CD case. That's what makes it so fresh! Just think about it, That's like a new ICP single coming out every month for 14 months! The Pendulum album and the ICP comic book from Chaos! gives Juggalos something to live for, for the next year and a half! Oh yeah, no bitchin' either. The ICP comic book ain't hard to find either. You can get it at any good comic shop in the US.

If you somehow cant find it for some reason just call our homies at Chaos! and they'll tell you where to get it nearest you! Or you can just ask them about ordering a subscription to the ICP comic Book that way the Pendulum and the comic will one by one come to your door step!

8. ICP's movie "Big Money Hustlas" is finally coming out! We know, it's late as hell. We originally told everybody that it was coming out in August of 99, but the truth is, it won. t be out until November. You see, we have never made a movie before so we thought that the process was easy. We had no idea how long adding music, sound effects, special effects, and all that would take. Well it's finally done and it's on its way.

There will be a few special screenings at private parties for Juggalos here and there across the country, but for most of us, it will be out on home video in late November, 99 just it time for Christmas. Remember who's all in it? Cactus Sac (WWF's Mic Foley), Harland Williams, The Jerkey Boys, Dolomite, Twiztid, Myzery and many many more!

The movie will be available everywhere they sell videos.

9. A few other bits of news... The 2nd issue of the ICP Comic Book from Chaos! is out right this very second. It has never before seen photos of ICP as well as a brand new story. You have to see it to fully appreciate it all. Go and get it now.

ICP's "The Amazing Jeckel Brothers" has just reached 500,000 scanned sales. That's not bad for the most hated band in the world. Twiztid's "Mostasteless" LP just reached 100,000 and that ain't bad for the other most hated band in the world.

ICP met with members of Korn face to face at Woodstock recently. I guess they squashed whatever beef there was between them. Everybody shook hands. Still, don't expect to see a ICP & Korn tour any time soon... but hey, you never know!

Violent J was recently offered a major roll in an upcoming film by Paramount Films. The movie is called "Prison Song". They wanted J to play a ruff neck prison guard. J Turned down the part for 2 reasons... 1. They wanted him to act without his clown make up... 2. J read the script and the movie seems like it sucks.