You know every once in awhile

I shoot the breeze, I spend my time

I talk about silly things

I like to talk about Jesus Christ

'Cause I wonder what would happen if He passed you by

Would you be scared

Would you believe in him

Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalized

Well, I bet He'd be cool

I bet He'd be damn good looking

I bet that He'd smell divine,

I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession

Just one of those people who smell good all the time

There's no reason why

What would He wear

Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger

Or be Urban Outfitted

I don't think so

I bet He'd like Gaultier

But you'd never find him in it

I bet He'd like Gaultier

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Lord, I need your protection,

spend some time in my direction

I need your protection, spend some time in my direction

I need your protection, spend some time in my direction

You know every once in awhile

I shoot the breeze, I spend my time

I talk about silly things

And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ

'Cause I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by

Well, I bet He'd be a star

I bet my Star Wars figures He would be a movie star

A Quentin Tarintino, next big thing

Prima Donna, then He'd appear on Oprah

You know what, I don't think so

Could you imagine him hanging Picadilly Circus

Times Square, the Walk of Fame

At Christies He could easily become a regular

You know what, I don't think so

I bet my speeder bike He's turn his back on all of that

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Some people have just got it

You know like standing next to Elvis Presley

Well, multiply that feeling by one million

And you'll know what I'm talking about

Well, I bet He was cool

Man I bet that cowboy was so damn good looking