Son of a Gun (Vaselines cover)

Up up up and down
Turn turn turnaround
Round round roundabout
And over again
Gun gun son of a gun
You are the only one
That makes any difference
What I say

The sun shines in the bedroom
When we play
The raining always starts
When you go away

New Wave Polly

Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first
Maybe think she wants some water
To put out the blow torch

It isn't me
We have some seed
Let me clip
Your dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself
I want some help
To please myself
I've got some rope
Haven't told
I promise you
I have been true
Let me take a ride
Don't hurt yourself
I want some help
To please myself

Polly wants a cracker
Maybe she would like more food
She asks me to untie her
A chase would be nice for a few

Polly said
Polly says her back hurts
And she's just as bored as me
She caught me off my guard
It amazes me, the will of instinct

Beeswax

---[Interpreation 1] Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only made us, but I can thrive on his shit.
Goring my manhood turns a man off.
Like Pepe LePew would say,
Hey, hey, hey! -- then we clash!

I got my diddly spayed

She laughs about it.
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right.
Jacking themselves off polyester.
I wanna jump, this isn't right!
Hey, when am I getting it back?

I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say.
Don't touch the balls.
I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate!

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly. (If your world is getting ugly)
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy.
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate.
Freely kill him, make it wrong.
Bill has brought me deep in idyll. (idyll / anal)
Billy Slim reminds me of someone.
I'm sick of being Mother Love Bone. (I understand your fear for the love boat)
Don't need to kneel 'cause they wanna jump rope.
And I say, loooooook!

I got my diddly spayed,
I got a little tail,

Ahhhh, I got no balls.
Don't throw that ball.
I got a ..huh! huh!
When ya gonna learn?

---[Interpreation 2]
?? seen him for a father
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Gluing my manhood gism ?
Like Pepe Le Pew would say hey! hey!
And then we clutch!
I got my dingaling spayed

Shouldn't ask about it
Drinking, reflections, the wind blows just right
Jagged thumbs of polyester
I wanna jump, just isn't right-ight!
Wait'll I get it back!
I got my dingaling spayed

??
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
Lie down and dig dig
Am I fucking ready?
I got my dingaling spayed

And your wondering whats ??
Fiberglass insulated and the sky was cotton candy
Spawning helps ritual (Rachel) ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill just fuck me, take me idle
Philly's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look!