Spice Girls Jokes
Mel C. walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string.
"Where the hell did you pick that dirty thing up?" asked the publican.
"Won it in a raffle." said the pig.

I used to think that the Spice Girls had been adopted, but I wouldn't accuse anyone of having such lousey taste.

From Robert (prefers to remain annonymous)

Q: You are on an overloaded and sinking lifeboat with the Spice Girls. Who do you throw overboard?
A: Yourself.

From Gregg Ensminger


Q: Do you know why a lot of people attend John Tesh concerts?
A: So they won't hear the Spice Girls!

There were 5 spice girls in a bath and they were all feeling happy...
so Happy got out.
-Anonymous Person

From DEMETRIO NARVAEZ


Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So spice girls can understand them.

Q: What do you call a spice girl with 2 braincells ?
A: Pregnant

Q:How do the spice girls part their hair ?
A: By doing the splits

Q:Why do they wash their hair in a bowl?
A: Beacause thats where you wash vegetables

Q: Whgats the differance between a spice girl and a computer ?
A : You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What do you do if a spice girl hurls a grenade at you ?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back

Q: What did the Spice girls mom say to her daughters date ?
A: If your not in bed by 11 go home.

Q: What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel ?
A: An airbag

From Wendy Bray ([email protected])


Q. Why are jokes about Spice Girls so short?
A. So that the girls themselves understand them!

Q. How do you make the Spice Girls laugh on Friday?
A. Tell them a joke on Tuesday!

Q. Whats the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno - never seen either!

From \x/estside Sarah ([email protected])


Q: What is the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been inside a 747.

One day the Spice Girls were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said "Disneyland left", so they put their one brain
together and began zigazig ahing all the way back to England (Where I hope they will stay ;-)

Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change it while the others pretend to have talent, zigazig and ahhh.

From Knuckles


Q: What do the spice girls say when the put in light globes?
A: Little bit closer baby, get it in get it in.

From [email protected]


Why do the Spice Girls smile when it is lightning out?
They think they are getting their photo taken

The Spice Girls are so stupid they got locked in a furnature store and slept on the floor

The Spice Girls are so stupid they got locked in a food market and died of starvation

The Spice Girls are so stupid they sat stairing at a can of orange juice because on the side it said consentrate

The Spice Girls are so stupid they drove to Boston for a concert and saw a sign that said Boston Left so they went

From [email protected]


Q: A blond and the Spice Girls jumped off the Empire State building. Who landed first?
A: The blond the Spice Girls had to stop and ask directions!

Q: How do you drown a Spice Girl?
A: You put a Scratch and Sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!

Q: What do you get if you put the Spice Girls in a line?
A: A Wind Tunnel!

Q: What do you get if you put a Spice Girl in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake!

I don't want to say the the Spice Girls are stupid, but they think "menopause" is a button on a VCR... from Andrew Davis

By Jacky


Geri looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Aww, look! Doughnut seeds!"

Victoria wanted to see what was on the other side of a glass wall, so she crawled over.

What sin is most often comitted by the Spice Girls? Covet for TALENT!

What did the Spice Girls Fan say when his wife had twins? "Who's the other man?"

From Angeliique


One day a spice girl went into the hairdresser and asked for a hair cut. She was listening to a walkman. When the hairdresser
went to take it off she cried out "no no no! Leave it on! Just cut around it!", so he did. 6 weeks later the same thing happened
again...the hairdresser tried to take the headphones off, but the spice girl asked him to cut aroud it. This happened again, and
again until one day when the hairdresser was cutting the spicegirl's hair when she keeled over dead. He noticed he had
accidentally knocked the headphones off. He picked them up and pressed play. He heared "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe
in...breathe out"

From Ilkka Ronkainen

Q: What's the Spice Girl fanclub called?
A: IA (Idiots Anonymus)

ROOSA

From [email protected]


1. How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they only screw in cars.

2. What's the difference between a pregnant Spice Girl and a light bulb.
You can unscrew a light bulb

From Gretchen


What do a turtle and a spice girl have in common?
put them on their back and they're both screwed

From [email protected]


Q. How do you keep a spice girl from drowning?
A. Take your foot off her head!

From Baby Spice said, "Wannabe?"
Sporty Spice said, "Naked."
Scary Spice said, "Who do you think you are?"
Posh Spice said, "A Momma."
Ginger Spice said, "Love Thing, If You Can't Dance, your a Last Time Lover."

From Brad Suspicious Homepage.


What's the difference between the Spice Girls and a hockey team?
A hockey team bathes after three periods

From Kademan


A spice girl walks into the doctors office saying her stomach hurts. The doctor asks where and it hurts and the spice girl points
with her finger and says, "here, here, just about everywhere." Than the doctor asks "your a spice girl right?" Then the doctor
says, " your finger's broken."

From Chris Jennings


Q.What the best way to decribe a Spice girls porno film?
A.A ED Wood movie (RIP)

Q.Why is wannabe called wannabe?
A.To stop the Kangaroos from killing them selves.

Q.Why is Macaulay Culkin better then the Spice Girls?
A.At lease he has talent.

Q.What dose the Spice Girls & macintosh have in common?
A.Everything.

Q.Why writes the spice Girls Songs?
A.a one eye spazo with no brain.

Q.How do you kill the Spice Girls.
A.Make them listen to there own songs.

From: Odd Sevje


Geri is so stupid she uses an hour to cook one minute rice.

Emma is so stupid she failed her blood test.

Do you know why Victoria never opens her mouth? Because if she did her brain would come running out.

Do you know the mating call of Melanie B? Nothing specific really, she just has to open her mouth.

Do you know why I don't have a joke about Melanie C? (except for the fact that I couldn't come up with a "good" one), she's
such a guy she'd probably beat me up.

From: jbestjr


Q: How many spice girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: any one of them,Spice girls will screw anything!

Q: why cant any of the spice girls drive?
A: cause when theres a red light they all jump into the back seat!

Q: There was a santa clause a man and a smart spice girl if i layed $100.oo dollars on the table who would get it?
A: the man cause there are no such things as a santa clause or a smart spice girl!

From graeme callow


WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH FAT FINGERS?
WELL HUNG!!!!

From Lino Prieto.


Q: What is the difference between a smart Spice Girl and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What happens when a Spice Girl gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: Why did the Spice Girls scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat Jello? (Jelly)
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: What did Geri say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"

Q: How do you know when a Spice Girl has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M; shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What does a Spice Girl and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did Mel B. get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Spice Girl's head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: Why do Spice Girls have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A: So they don't shit everywhere.

Q: What do you see when you look into a Spice Girl's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: Why did the Spice Girls fail at being prostitutes?
A: Because they gave blow-jobs literally.

On her way home the Spice Girls drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time they drove eight
miles, they had cleaned 43 restrooms.

A policeman pulled Mel C. over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Mel C.: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Vicky and Emma were walking through the woods when Vicky looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." Emma
looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing,
and half an hour later they were both killed by a train.

Geri and Mel B. observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Geri: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Mel B.: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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