Autobiography
by Sloan 

Em                                    A
I'm writing young and gifted in my autobiography
C                               G
I figured who would know better than me
Em                               A
I'm certainly the former but I'm not so much the latter
    C                                G               F#
But no one's going to read it so I'm sure it doesn't matter
Bm                            E
When you find that you're the former
     C        G       D
Take pride in how you form
Bm                                E
And when you find that you're the ladder
A                      F#
Don't yet those people walk under you

Em                                    A
I'm writing "sharp and adult" with my finger on the steam
  C                             G
on the mirror in my bathroom I'm applying shaving cream
	    Em                                  A
Which would suggest that I'm the foamer but how can I be the lather
C                               G            F#
But something tells me it's the opposite I'd rather
Bm                            E
When you find that you're the foamer
   C       G        D
Be careful what you foam
Bm                                E
And when you find that you're the lather
      A                     F#
Don't shave too high you'll regret it later

Bm    G     E         A    F#
Ah    Ah    Ah  La La La   La La La La
Bm    G     E         A    F#
La    Ah    Ah  La La La   La La La La

Em                                        A
I stayed in school this long but still no one will tell my why
C                                  G
They figured who would know better than I
Em                             A
I know I'm a conformer but I'm sure it doesn't matter
   C                              G                    F#
My new freinds are all adults and old friends have all scattered
Bm                     E
When you find you're a conformer
     C         G       D
Take pride and swallow whole
Bm                                E
But if you're trying to climb the ladder
	  F      C         G           F           C            G
Don't let people walk over you because that's just what they'll do
	  F      C         G           F           C            G
Don't let people walk over you because that's just what they'll do

Tabbed by Mark Wiebe