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WEEKLY FAKE NEWS


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IS THE SUPERMARKET SOLD OUT OF THIS MONTHS NATIONAL ENQUIRER?

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AND NOW FOR THE...
FAKE NEWS
NEWS FLASH
This just in...
 It was rumored that pop sweetheart GWEN STEFANI (of NO DOUBT) is pregnant...
(SEE PICTURE BELOW)

The father is supposedly GWEN's boyfriend GAVIN ROSSDALE(of BUSH)
(SEE PICTURE BELOW)

When confronted with this news GAVIN was really startled, then he replied.
"It can't be mine, I'm still a virgin!" 

Also in the news...
In a candid interview Barbra Walters asked President Clinton if he had ever
thought of hiring someone to kill his wife. The President replied, "No, I'd never do anything like that, I love Hillary. Why, you know somebody?"
 

It was reported that The Jenny McArthy Show (on MTV), has been canceled after MTV execs. found that Jenny could not act worth a sh*t. Jenny wasn't
dissappointed though, she said that she was just going to go back to doing
what she does best at....... showing everybody her tits.
  

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