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This just in...
It
was rumored that pop sweetheart GWEN STEFANI (of NO DOUBT) is pregnant...
(SEE PICTURE
BELOW)
The father
is supposedly GWEN's boyfriend GAVIN ROSSDALE(of BUSH)
(SEE PICTURE
BELOW)
When confronted
with this news GAVIN was really startled, then he replied.
"It can't
be mine, I'm still a virgin!"
Also in
the news...
In a candid
interview Barbra Walters asked President Clinton if he had ever
thought
of hiring someone to kill his wife. The President replied, "No, I'd never
do anything like that, I love Hillary. Why, you know somebody?"
It was
reported that The Jenny McArthy Show (on MTV), has been canceled after
MTV execs. found that Jenny could not act worth a sh*t. Jenny wasn't
dissappointed
though, she said that she was just going to go back to doing
what she
does best at....... showing everybody her tits.
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