The Clark Brothers Mule Train


Ebenezer

'Greed is its own reward.'

Ebenezer is one of the group's lead singers, as well as its steel guitarist.

He is a truly one of the most innovative musicians of all time, always concocting new and seemingly endless variations for the people of the galaxy to enjoy. His high, lilting voice lends itself to some of the most haunting ballads that the quandrant has ever known and when he plays his pedal steel or his other instruments, his consummate level of sheer professionalism shines through in a way that sparks a fire in the souls of all present.

Due to a back injury that happened about 150 years ago, Eb has sadly been forced to give up his one true love, menial labour, but has found a home in music, much to the benefit of humans and aliens alike. His loss, our gain.

'Love is love, but business is business.'

Never take financial advice from a bum.

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