Harley is the group's stage manager, the man who makes it all happen. If you didn't like it, it was probably his fault. In fact, we'll be happy to forward all complaints to Harley's email box as soon as he gets one.

He served as aide to Colonel Beauregard Pebbleshoe during the north's heinous invasion of the Confederate States of America, but was sent into the teleportation device along with the band for having voiced his objections to the idea of using human beings for such an experiment.

Since then, however, Harley has put his aptitudes for mechanical and electrical engineering to startlingly good use, and has become an indispensible member of The Clark Brothers Mule Train.