06-14-98: GERI TOO FAT TO BE ANGEL -- "The Mirror"
CRUEL Hollywood bosses have dashed Ginger Spice's hopes of a movie career. They have rejected Geri Halliwell for a role in a new 50 million movie version of TV hit Charlie's Angels - because they say she is too FAT, too HARD-LOOKING, and her boobs are too BIG! Geri, who quit the Spice Girls a fortnight ago, flew to Los Angeles to audition for the part of Jill Munroe, one of three glam detectives in the 1970s show. She had her heart set on the role-but her audition this week was a sham. For movie mogul Aaron Spelling - who cast Farrah Fawcett as Jill when he made the original - decided before Geri arrived she would not get the part. A source said: "He told us, 'I can't believe she's a star. She looks far too hard - and no one will take her seriously with boobs that big'. "And his casting chief said he could find a dozen hotter babes on the beach any day of the week." Another insider said: "She has bulges in all the wrong places. And if she really IS 25, she's had a tough life." A pal of Geri's told the News of the World: "She will be devastated." But two weeks ago I exclusively revealed that Jenny McCarthy, Jada Pinkett and Michelle Yeoh will get the Angel roles!