Mental BBQ SAuce, and I LOVE sauce!
 
EXTREME(ly) BOARD GAMES!!!!!
 
Has summer degenerated into, yes! BORED GAMES once again? Do you find yourself asking if Milton Bradley got any chicks? (He's named "Milton." No offense, but work it out.) YOU NEED CHANGE and here are a few of MY ideas!
-Ballistic Tiddlywinks (Played like Artillery, only in your driveway, a neighbor's, or that annoying dude down the street who gave you Ritz Crackers for Halloween's)
-Tackle Pig Pong (day-glo pigskins are hard to conceal AND you can blow the heck out of your mate...'s eyes. HEY HEY HEY!)
-STRIP SCRABBLE!!! (Brings a fresh new angle to that "Triple Score" square."

CD UNIVERSE:
OK, dudes. I'm not affiliated with 'em in any way but that I order CD's through them. They ROCK, no pun intended. Seriously. You can pay with checks and it's like Tower on da net! IT has SO many older albums (80's etc.) for really good prices. Anyway, here's its link.
 
My Brother's Mojo
Funky? Groovy? Coconut shirt? All adjetives to describe MY BROTHER!!! He's a Gemini and a high school student. He's been hailed with the phrases "Disco in 'Frisco!"(the Professor) and "Viva Las Vegas!"(dude outside of Red Robin). He, like me, is totally obsessed with the Aquabats!, Austin Powers, and... his mojo. Visit his website! We all rued the day he shaved his ultra- King-ly sideburns. We're talking Elvis sideburns, kids. A moment of silence PLEASE!
 
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas/ FLICK THIS, BIC!
Perhaps this is THE best American novel in print, now made into a movie by THE only man who could possibly have accomplished such a feat- Terry Gilliam- the only American Monty Pythoner and graduate of Occidental College in Eagle Rock, LA!) Anyway, Hunter S Thompson is a total deity! I mean it. The book is expensive, but BUY it! It's WORTH the DOUGH. I spent about twenty minutes in the middle of lunch grinning my head off at the acid- induced account of Raoul Duke and his attorney... In the middle of a lot of people... Who thought I was weird... BEFORE this. Now they think I'm psycho. Oh, well! More desk- space for ME!

ALSO CHECK OUT BASEketball!!! Tery Parker an' MAtt Stone, bruthuhs! OH MY GAWD. It's woth going jus' to see MATT STONE IN THAT AWESOME VELVETY LIME GREEN SHIRT AH, man I won't say TOO much, but, dude, not even a FRACTION of that movie's MAGIC appears in the Ads. MAn... it's like a multiple orgasm of pure ecstasy, mon. I SWEAR... you'll get your money's worth outta THIS sonnuva AND for once, the constant laughter is a GOOD THING...



QUIZ TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, e-mail me on this point!
Question 1: Is Beck NOT the Barry Manilow/Tom Jones/Isaac Hayes of alternative?
Question 2: Do I make you horny? RANDY? Do I?
Question 3: Do you have a CHEAP CAR??? Baby, slip dat lovin' nozzle in the gas tank an' let's REFUEL!
E-MAIL ME YOUR OPINIONS!
 
Favourite links
 

CD Universe
Trustme, it's the best on-line music source there IS.


The Big House O' Mojo
My brothuh is one most righteous dude. Visit his website! See the bikini chick work HER mojo to the one, the only, OOMPA MINI-GOLF TUNE!!! Enjoy!


Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
the official website! Check out the psychadelic, acid- trip, euphoria inducing soundtack, complete with the DK's! Don't be afraid to be bonged out of your tree! All hail America!

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