HOFX

WE AIN'T SHIT

Tear that poster off the wall
It takes up too much space
We ain't no fucking rock band, man
We're a professional
Disgrace - is the word I would use
To describe
The noises we're making
Feedback, wrong key, a lack of dignity
So don't think we don't know we're
Fuckin' losers
Washed up old men
The years we'd play the same four chords
Over and over and once again
Posing as musicians
Justify what we get paid
Time to forfeit,
We may be in the light,
But we ain't shit
We may not get respect
You think we don't know
We may be riding on a one way ticket down
We're going down
But i got no regrets
They'll come in time
I can't remember having a better time

On the road to pity
We just
Passed integrity
Pull the plug, put us
Out of this aural misery
Giving a new meaning to
Flogging a dead horse... so we
All agree
Please drop us
At the next glue factory
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know that we ain't shit

DRUGS ARE GOOD

Want to fuck off, drop out
Never trust a fuckin' hippie
For that matter don't trust anyone

Quit school, don't work
Livin' up the music you punk
If I could do it so could anyone

Drugs are good
They make you do things that you know you not should
And when you do them people think that you're cool
And when you do them people think that you're cool

Want to join a punk band
Shave your head and get a tattoo
You don't need talent just the attitude

Self destruction
For no particular reason beat up everyone

Drugs are neat
And you can buy them relatively cheap
And when you do them people think that you're cool
And when you do them people think that you're cool

I WANNA BE AN ALCOHOLIC

From Fat video Peep Show.

I wanna be an alcoholic
I wanna be co-drug dependant
Wanna be sedated most of the time
I wanna sing, I wanna dance
I wanna pass out and wet my pants
I wanna be an alcoholic man!

FORMING

A remake of The Germs song.

Rip them down
Hold them up
Tell them that
I'm your gun
Pull my trigger
I am bigger than

Rip them down
Hold them up
Tell them that
I'm your gun
Pull my trigger
I'm bigger than

Mr. Prez in his big white house
Listen he sez we're coming out
Infiltration, we're numbing your minds
Concentration, we've done time

Rip them down
Hold them up
Tell them that
I'm your gun
Pull my trigger
I am bigger than
Rip them down
Hold them up
Tell them that
I'm your gun
Pull my trigger
I'm bigger and never step down

LAST CARESS

A song by Misfits remade by NOFX

I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead

Well I got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Let me take one last caress

Go
Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress

Well, I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Let me take one last caress

One last caress, sweet death
One last caress, sweet death

LAZY TRAIN

From My Records compilation, Happy Meals Vol. 2

I wish I could go so far away
Where time moves too slow day after day
I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds
As they go by.

I have a sensation where lazyness,
Procrastination is what I do best
I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds
As they go by.

Where has my ambition gone
I haven't seen it for so long
Am I a burden to someone?

I am so tired of everything
All my desire is vanishing.

OLIVE ME

A song by Frank Sinatra remade by NOFX

All of me, why not take all
Can't you see I'm no good without you?
Take these arms, I want to lose them
Take these lips, I'll never use them
Your goodbye left me with eyes
How can I go on to without you?
You took the best so why not take the rest?
Why not take all of me?

All of me, why not take all of me
Can't you see I'm no good without you?
Take these arms, I want to lose them
Take these lips, I'll never use them
Your goodbye left me with eyes to cry
How can I go on to without
You took a part that once was my hart.
Why not take all of me?

OPEN YOUR EYES

A remake of The Avengers song.

At first I thought you were dead
But now i see that you're wanted dead
Something I did, and they say yeah yeah
Blank gen, blank gen(eration)

Open your eyes
Open your eyes
Can't you see what's going on
Open your eyes
Open your eyes
Can't you see what's going wrong
Open your eyes
Well they tell you lies and you sing along
Open your eyes
Well they tell you lies and you sing along

Something about destruction
Television corruption
Yeah you've been blind
You better make up your mind

Open your eyes
Open your eyes
Can't you see what's going on
Open your eyes
Open your eyes
Can't you see whats going wrong
Open your eyes
Well they tell you lies and you sing along
Open your eyes
I don't know the words to this stupid fucking song

Open your eyes.... ahhhh
Open your eyes

SEE HER PEE

From Short Music For Short People comp.

She adlibs like sterio,
With the bass and treble down.
She's got tits like microwaves
Burritos that explode.
What I wouldn't give to see her pee...
Between 2 parked cars,
On a well lit street,
Think that name.

TIMMY THE TURTLE

From Timmy The Turtle 7"

Timmy the Turtle
You know him as Tim
Timmy the Turtle
He sang with The Grim

Too slow
He sat in turtle goo

Timmy the Turtle
Is giving them hell
Timmy the Turtle
He's out of his shell

VINCENT

A remake, I don't know whose is this song.

Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hill
Sketch the trees and daffodils
Catch the breeze and winter chills
In colors on the snowy linen land.

Now i understand what you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now

Starry, starry night
Portraits hung in empty halls
Frameless heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world
And can't forget like strangers
That you've met
Ragged men in ragged clothes
The silver thorn, a bloody rose
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow

Now i think i know
What you tried to say to me
How you suffered for your sanity
And you tried to set them free:
They would not listen
They're not listening still
Perhaps they never will
For they could not love you
But still, your love was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that starry, starry night
You took your life as lovers often do
But i could've told you, Vincent
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

WE DON'T PLAY SKA ANYMORE

We don't play ska anymore
We don't play ska anymore
Cause it sucks.
We don't play ska anymore
We don't play ska anymore
Cause we're shmucks.

WE THREW GASOLINE ON THE FIRE AND NOW WE HAVE STUMPS FOR ARMS AND NO EYEBROWS

This song is from Punk-o-Rama 3.

Brilliant? We're describing something dumb
You create to desecrate the villain I've become
A prophet, not to be made but heard
Speaks in tongues and sarcasm
To me it's plain, to you absurd
You don't know me let alone my intent
Actions do not always self represent
I don't feel urgency in explaining
My conscience so vaguely clear

Seen as jealousy so fast across the earth
Flower blooms it's planting fumes
The miracle rebirth
A cynic, in the search of something more
The fragrant air cannot compare
To what it was the day before

Remember the good old days
Remember the sound
Remember the sweet mustiness underground
No, I don't feel the need for relivin'
Some things are better off dead

Never thought the furnace
Was going to burn us
We rode the bounds for so long
The comfort of the fire appetize us
Looks like we burned ourselves alive

Remember the old band we filled ears with pain
Nothing to lose there was nothing to gain
I don't miss my span of attention
I do miss my old friend Tim

THE PLAN

Life In The Fat Lane (FAT 4)

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please
don't eat fear,afford some faster no morality
the morals are in substitute concerning someone's here
we're basically a by product at home,I think it's clear
The plan, the plan
Is nothing like the bible,there's no lesson to be learned
It ain't the 10 commandments got, nor things we read in stone
He has to do with freedom and personal liberty
I don't fuck with you, don't fuck with me
The blueprints of a better world
were printed on a postage stamp
Noone bothered to read the front
stick out their tongue to lick the back
The plan, the plan
If you're not fired out doubt you're
you're part of the disease
father time will tell us who can see it
The blueprints of a better world
disguise getting rebelled as fortunes
too does the chinese restaurant
customers prefer not to read
and when they're done don't think's just hidden
a turning point with all the plan.

LOUISE

She gotta walk with a silicone cock
Sticking in her ass and one in her cunt.
A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit,
But who's got the remote control?

That would belong to Louise
She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease.
You know that mommy's little girl is not gonna do as she please
If she don't want to get a spankin'.

She likes to speak like a six year old brat
Mommy discipline me cause you know I've been bad.
Start with a cat than she'll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop.

She knows that girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings on eachk side of her labia,
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from goin astray.

Slut you think you've seen your master mean
You better lick my puss and asshole clean.
Treat my clit like bubble gum,
Bitch make me come.

It's time for bed she'll secure her head,
Between her thights for a thorough night suck,
Along with this she'll be drinking her piss, So Louise don't have to get up.

Two goddesses in love,
One resides below, one reigns from above.
One adorns cuffs while one covets keys,
A purgatorial touch of Louise.

THALIDOMIDE CHILD

Got in the water,
got in the lead,
got in your head,
they're all dead.

Thalidomide child,
thalidomide child,
thalid-thalidomide child.

How long it took,
the sleeping pills,
they didnt know,
that it would kill.

Thalidomide child,
thalidomide child,
thalid-thalidomide child.

When you're born,
try to hide,
it'll get you,
thalidomide.

Thalidomide child,
thalidomide child,
thalid-thalidomide child.

How long it took,
the sleeping pills,
they didnt know,
that it would kill,
when youre born,
try to hide,
it'll get you,
thalidomide.

Thalidomide child,
thalidomide child,
thalid-thalidomide child.

ELECTRICITY

One source of energy
the ultimate discovery
electric blue for me
never more to be free
electricity
nuclear and H.E.P.
Carbon fuels from the sea
wasted electricity

One source of energy
electricity
all we need to live today
a gift for man to throw away
the chances has nearly gone
the alternative is one
final source of energy
solar electricity