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Phat Summer School Poetry
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Summer school's a bit boring, so we wrote some poems to pass the time.
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Healthy Fetus
by Nick G.
Today in ate and apple piey
Now in thinks I'm gonna diey
Anries clogged wit lots of fats
What's done you thinks dat?
Yesterday ate in carrots sticky
From then gardens it was picky
It's heatlthiers thans then apple pien
Know in don't thinky in will dien.
Don't drink when you are pregnant or you child will talk like this.
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That was a nice health related poem. (We're in health ya know.) Here's another one from nick about Seinfeld.
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Eat
by Nick G.
Medium Crab Bisque
is made from crab
and a little bisque.
Medium turkey chili
is not all that chili.
ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
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Pretty phat dawg. Here's my haiku about the ninja turtles. It's very moving.
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TMNT
by Joe C.
Live in a sewer
Specifically in their shells
Along with a rat
Drive a turtle van
They have crime fighting powers
They love April Lee
Clean up the shredder
And Shredder's boss the brain too
And those dumb rhinos
They're all very green
They're heroes in a half shell
With turtle power
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