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CHRIS MAGEE WAS BORN ON FEBRURARY 27TH 1979  AT 737AM AT ROLLING HILL HOSPITAL IN NEW JERSEY.

HE WEIGHED IN AT 7 POUNDS 3 OUNCES, AT TIME OF BIRTH.

CHRIS LIVED IN NEW JERSEY AT HIS COUSINS HOUSE IN MARLTON.
WHEN CHRIS WAS 6 MONTHS OLD HE AND HIS FAMILY MOVED TO PHILADELPHIA, AND HIS PLAN FOR GREATNESS WAS SET INTO MOTION, LITTLE DID HE KNOW AT THIS TIME.

CHRIS LIVED IN THE NORTHEAST SECTION OF PHILADELPHIA.
HE LIVED WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER AND HIS MOTHER.
WHEN CHRIS WAS  FIVE HE WENT TO LOESCHE ELEMENTRY SCHOOL FOR HIS FIRST CLASSES IN A REAL SCHOOL IN PHILLY.

CHRIS HAD MUCH FUN THERE MET MANY FRIENDS, AND DID WELL.
IN  1990 CHRIS GRADUATED FROM FIFTH GRADE AND LOECSHE.
HE RECIEVED THE FIFTH GRADE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR THE BEST GRADES IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THAT YEAR.

CHRIS THEN WENT ON TO BALDI MIDDLE SCHOOL, WHERE HE FINE TUNED HIS WRESTLING MOVES THAT HE HAD LEARNED BY WATCHING THE WWF ON T.V. WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER.
WWF WRESTLING HAD BECOME A PASSION FOR CHRIS WHEN HE WAS JUST FOUR YEARS OLD, HE JUST LOVED IT.

HE WOULD WATCH EVERY SHOW, EVERY PAY PER VIEW, AND LEARN EVERY MOVE OF ALL HIS FAVORITE WRESTLERS.
CHRIS WENT THROUGH BALDI  PRETTY WELL WITH HIS GRADES SLIPPING SOME THOUGH. HE HAD LOST SOME FOCUS ON SCHOOL AND WRESTLING AND FRIENDS WERE TOP PRIORITY NOW.

CHRIS GRADUATED BALDI MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH HIGH HONORS AFTER MAKING ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEBACKS IN SCHOOL HISTORY. HE HAD MANY FRIENDS THAT WOULD TURN THEIR BACKS ON HIM LATER IN LIFE, BUT CHRIS DIDNT REALIZE THIS YET.
CHRIS MET A GUY NAMED BILL, WHO REMAINS A CLOSE FRIEND TO HIM STILL.

IN 1993 CHRIS HAD PERFECTED MANY OF HIS WRESTLING MOVES, AND WAS READY FOR A CHANGE IN HIS LIFE.
HE MET A FEW GUYS:DAN,JOHN,JP,ROB
AND A GIRL:JULIE
THEY ALL BECAME GREAT FRIENDS FAST AND HUNG OUT ALL THE TIME , EVERY DAY IN FACT.
ROB AND CHRIS BECAME THE CLOSEST TO START OFF WITH.
THEY FORMED THE TAG TEAM THE  WAR MACHINES, ONE OF THE MOST DEVESTATING TAG TEAMS EVER ASSEMBLED.
CHRIS WAS SONAR, AND ROB WAS INFER RED.
THEY WERE THE BEST OF FRIENDS...UNTIL
CHRIS MADE SOME NEW CHOICES, AND JOINED WITH DAN ,JOHN,JP, AND JULIE
THEY HAD WILD PARTIES WHICH ROB DIDNT APROVE OF SO ROB DISSAPEARED FOR A WHILE, WHILE THEY PARTIED.
CHRIS LEARNED HOW TO KILL A CASE OF NATURAL ICE REAL QUICK, AND EXACTLY WHAT 420 MEANT WITH OUT A DOUBT!
ROB STAYED AS INFER RED, CHRIS BECAME TECHNOPATHIC.
THEY HAD GREAT FUN TOGETHER AT THE PARTIES.
CHRIS'S SCHOOL WORK SLIPPED ALOT, HE STOPPED GOING.
HE JUST REALLY HATED IT, ALL OF IT.
IN 1995 WHEN SCHOOL WAS ALMOST OVER HE MET A NEW FRIEND TOM, WHICH STARTED HANGING AT THE PARTIES.
TOM AND CHRIS BECAME FRIENDS QUICK, BUT CHRIS AND DAN WERE THE CLOSEST. THE WERE ALMOST THE SAME, IN THOUGHT.
IN 1996, SCHOOL WAS OVER, CHRIS CONCENTRATED ON PARTYING.
AS MUCH AS HE COULD WAS THE BEST FOR HIM.
HE AND THE GUYS PARTIED THEIR ASSES OF UNTIL 1997.
IN 1997 CHRIS STARTED WORKING AT CALDOR.
WHICH WOULD PROVE TO BE HELL LATER ON IN HIS LIFE.
ROB RETURNED TO THE PARTIES WHICH WAS GOOD.
CHRIS AND ROB BECAME GOOD FRIENDS AGAIN, AND STILL ARE TO THIS DAY.
LATER ON IN 1997 THERE WAS A HUGE BREAK UP IN THE GROUP.
THERE WAS AN  INDIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOHN AND DAN.
THE GROUP SPLIT UP IN TWO PARTS.
DAN WAS WITH BILL AND ROB, WHILE JOHN WAS WITH JP,TOM, AND JP'S NEW GIRL JENN.
CHRIS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE, HE TRIED TO HANG WITH BOTH GROUPS, BUT EVENTUALLY JOINED THE GROUP LED BY JOHN.
IN THE SUMMER THEY FORMED THE N.W.O  WOLFPAC.
THE MEMBERS WERE CHRIS,JOHN,JP,TOM,AND JENN.
THE PARTIED LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMMOROW, WHILE THE OTHER GROUP DIDNT. THEY HAD SHYED AWAY FROM IT.
THE WOLFPAC WAS SEEN EVERWHERE, WITH NOW BLACK AND RED SHIRTS ON, AS THEY WALKED BY.
THEY WERE LIKE CELEBRITIES, IF SOMEONE GOT TO HANG WITH THEM IT WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER TO THEM.
THEY WERE THAT POPULAR.
THEY HAD MANY WILD ADVENTURES, TOO MANY TO DISCUSS HERE.
CHRIS AND TOM BECAME BEST FRIENDS, AND HAD LOADS OF FUN WITH THE PACK.
THEY ALL MADE ALOT OF NOISE, RAN FROM THE COPS,ALWAYS AVOIDED THEM AT ALL COSTS.
TOM LOST HIS CAR LATER ON THAT YEAR IN 1998.
CHRIS AND JOHN BECAME BEST FRIENDS, STILL HANGING WITH ALL THE OTHERS.
CHRIS AND JOHNS ADVENTURES SHOULD BE ON PAY PER VIEW SOMEWHERE FOR LIKE 39.99, THEY ARE THAT CRAZY.
CHRIS DEVELOPED A STRONG LOVE FOR THE BAND KORN DURING THESE TIMES, AND THEY ARE HIS FAVORITE BAND TODAY.
IN 1999 CALDOR CLOSED AND CHRIS STARTED WORKING AT EXXON.
WHICH SPAWNED SOME OF THE GREATEST TIMES IN HIS LIFE.
THE WOLFPAC BROKE UP AND EVERYBODY WENT THEIR OWN WAYS.
JOHN, AND JP, DISSAPEARED, JENN TOO.
CHRIS AND TOM STUCK TOGETHER THROUGH SOME HARD TIMES.
THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS, THE BEST TWO PEOPLE COULD BE.
IN MARCH OF 1999 CHRIS WENT TO HIS FIRST  KORN CONCERT. WHICH WAS ONE OF HIS LIFES GREATEST MOMENTS.
ALL OF HIS FRIENDS REJOINED INTO ONE LARGE GROUP, WHICH AHD THE GREATEST PARITES OF ALL TIME.
ON AUGUST 27TH 1999 CHRIS MET THIS GIRL CHRISSY.
ON SEPTEMBER 1ST 1999, THEY STARTED GOING OUT.
CHRIS WAS SHELLSHOCKED, THIS GIRL WAS AMAZING.
SHE JOINED HIS GROUP OF FRIENDS, AND HIS LIFE WAS THE GREATEST IT HAD EVER BEEN.
THEY DATED AND HAD LOTS OF FUN, GOING TO CONCERTS AND PARTYING ALL THE TIME.
THIS WHEN CHRIS REALIZED THAT CONCERTS WAS HIS THING.
CHRIS LEARNED MANY NEW WRESTLING MOVES IN THOSE PAST YEARS INCLUDING HIS SCYCHO STUNNER WHICH IS HIS SPECIAL MOVE TODAY IN 2001.
CHRIS AND CHRISSY WERE HAPPY AS HELL WELL THROUGH DECEMBER 1999.
THINGS TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST IN 2000.
THEY STARTED FIGHTING  ALL THE TIME, AND HAD MANY PROBLEMS.
NO MATTER WHAT THE ALWAYS MADE UP AND WERE FINE.
THEY HAD GREAT PARTY WITH DAN AND EVERYONE FOR CHRISTMAS, THE FIRST AND ONLY CHRISTMAS PARTY THEY EVER HAD TODAY KNOWN AS THE EVIL CHRISTMAS CAUSE THEY PLAYED THE OUIJA BOARD ALL NIGHT, IT WAS REALLY GREAT.
LIFE WAS GOOD FOR HIM UNTIL FEBRUARY CAME AROUND.
FEBRYARY 20TH , 2000 CHRIS AND HIS FRIENDS WERE PLANNING A GREAT PARTY BECAUSE CHRIS WAS GOING TO TURN 21 THIS YEAR.
THEY BOUGHT ALL KINDS OF ALCOHOL, IT WAS GONNA BE GREAT.
THE DATE FEBRUARY 26TH,2000-CHRIS WAS WORKING IN EXXON, AND DAN CAME OVER AND RAN HIS SHIFT SO HE COULD GO TO THE BAR AND DRINK FOR HIS BIG 21ST.
CHRIS AND TOM WENT OVER AND DRANK, AND HAD A GREAT TIME.
THE DATE FEBRUARY 27TH,2000-A DAY THAT CHRIS DREADS HORRIBLY .
THE PARTY WAS ALL SET, EVERYBODY WAS GONNA MEET AT CHRIS'S MOMS HOUSE AND RAISE SOME HELL AT 730PM.
CHRIS AND TOM WENT TO THE BAR AT 1200PM AND STARTED DRINKING AT BENNY THE BUMS CRABHOUSE.
THEY DRANK UNTIL 600PM THEN LEFT, TOM WENT TO MEET HIS GIRLFRIEND AT THE BUS STOP.
CHRIS WENT TO ANOTHER BAR BEFORE HIS PARTY.
HE HAD A FEW DRINKS, LOST HIS PAGER, THEN SHOWED UP A HALF HOUR LATE FOR HIS PARTY.
THE PARTY GUEST LIST CONSISTED OF CHRIS,TOM,CHRISSY,DAN,ANDREA,CASEY,
TOMS GIRL DIDNT SHOW UP THAT NIGHT.
EVERYONE WAS HAVING FUN WATCHING NO WAY OUT A WWF PAY PER VIEW EVENT ON TV AND DRINKING.
PEOPLE WERE RUNNING IN AND OUT OF THE HOUSE, FALLING IN THE BATHTUB, AND DOING CRAZY STUFF.
WHILE CHRIS WAS EATING AND WATCHING TV, LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT TOM AND CHRISSY WERE OUT IN HIS HALLWAY, GETTING WITH EACH OTHER.
CHRIS HEARD NONE OF THIS UNTIL FEBRUARY 28TH, 2000.
DAN HAD STOPPED BY AND HAD A STRANGE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
CHRIS GUESSED THE TRUTH OUT OF DAN , AND HEARD THE WORDS SHE CHEATED ON YOU WITH TOM AY 237PM THE EXACT TIME HE BECAME TRULY INSANE. HE GRABBED A BASEBALL BAT AND SEARCHED FOR TOM. WHEN HE FOUND HIM HE SCREAMED AT HIM LIKE A DEVIL FROM HELL.
TOM DENIED IT ALL, BUT LATER IT WAS PROVEN TO BE TRUE.
SOMEHOW CHRIS AND TOM STAYED FRIENDS TILL , BUT IT WASNT EVER THE SAME AGAIN.
CHRIS AND CHRISSY MANAGED TO STAY TOGETHER THROUGH IT ALL.
THEY STILL ALL WENT TO CONCERTS, WRESTLING EVENTS, AND HAD SO MUCH FUN-THE THREE OF THEM CHRIS,CHRISSY, AND TOM.
HE HAD FORGIVEN THEM BOTH. SOMEHOW HE DID.
HE WOULD BETRAYED AGAIN THIS TIME IN MAY 2000.
CHRIS AND CHRISSY WERE FIGHTING ALOT, AND HE WAS WORKING WAY TOO MUCH FOR HIS OWN GOOD.
AT THIS TIME CHRIS WAS A GREAT FAN OF THE ROCK, HE WORE MANY SHIRTS AND ITEMS FROM HIM. HE WAS THE GREAT ONE AT THAT POINT IN HIS LIFE.
THEN ON MAY 24TH 2000, CHRIS HAD A STARTLING DISCOVERY.
CHRISSY HAD BEEN CHEATING ON HIM WITH TOM AGAIN FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS!
THE MOMENT CHRIS FOUNG OUT HE WAS SO SHOCKED THAT HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HE JUST FELT THE PAIN, AND ANGER, AND THE PURE HATRED FOR THEM BOTH.
HE CALMED DOWN, AND SOMEHOW ONCE AGAIN FORGAVE THEM BOTH, BUT HE NEVER FORGOT.
CHRIS AND TOM HUNG OUT LESS AND LESS.
THEN ON JUNE 26TH, 2000 CHRIS AND CHRISSY CALLED IT QUITS.
THE WHOLE THING JUST EXPLODED RIGHT IN FRONT OFF THEM.
CHRIS WAS LEFT WITH NO GIRLFRIEND, NO BEST FRIEND, HE HAD NOTHING.
THATS WHEN CHRIS BECAME THE GAME.
ALL HE FELT WAS ANGER,HATE,PAIN,RAGE AND HE WANTED TO DESTROY ANYTHING IN HIS SITE.
EXXON HAD NEW OWNERS, SO CHRIS WENT TO THE BIG K TO WORK.
HE STARTED TO HANG WITH THIS GUY SHAWN, HE KNEW.
THEY BECAME FAST FRIENDS, AND SHAWN AKA SHIFTY IS HIS BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW AS THIS IS WRITTEN.
THEY STARTED GOING TO COOL CONCERTS, HAVING CRAZY PARTIES.
THEY WENT TO WWF UNFORGIVEN WHICH WAS GREAT.
THEY HAD PARTIES, THAT WERE SO UNBELIEVABLE YOU HAD TO BE THERE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
THEN IN NOVEMBER OF 2000 CHRIS MET THIS GIRL REGINA.
SHE WAS SO AMAZING HE HAD TO ASK HER OUT.
THEY STARTED DATING, AND CHRIS THE GAME WAS ACTUALLY HAPPY AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1999.
THEY DATED UNTIL DECEMBER 23RD WHEN SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM FOR NO APPARENT REASON, HE STILL DOESNT KNOW TILL THIS DAY.
HE TOTALLY LOST HIS MIND AND BECOME EVIL DREAMS 420, A VERSION OF THE GAME.
THE MOST VILE,EVIL,SADISTIC PERSON ON THE PLANET.
SHAWN HAD HAD SOME PROBLEMS TOO, AND HE BECAME TWIZTED NINJA. THEY WREAKED HAVOC ON EVERYTHING THEY SAW.
2001 ROLLED IN WITH A BANG.
ACTUAALY A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD.
CHRIS SUFFERED A CONCUSSION, BUT MADE A GREAT FRIEND IN DARIN.
DARIN WORKS AT BIG K WITH CHRIS.
CHRIS HAD TO RECOUPERATE FROM THE CONCUSSION.
WHICH TOOK TWO WEEKS.
CHRIS MADE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT SHAWN FOR THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
HIS APPEARANCE ONLY LASTED 45 MINUTES.
CHRIS RETURNED A FEW DAYS LATER AS THE GAME -EVIL DREAMS 420.
SHAWN AND CHRIS HAD ALL KINDS OF FUN, BUT SOME PRETTY BAD TIMES TOO, BUT THEY SURVIVED IT ALL.
FEBRUARY CAME AND CHRIS WAS MISERABLE.
HE DIDNT WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER BAD BIRTHDAY.
IN ALL IT TURNED OUT PRETTY WELL, HE CAN'T COMPLAIN.
THEN IN MARCH CHRIS AND SHAWNS PARTIES GOT ALL THAT MUCH BETTER. YOU COULD SAY THEY BOTH EARNED THEIR GIFT OF GAME.
THEY WERE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY HOT GIRLS AND HAVING THE TIMES OF THEIR LIVES.
SHAWN BECAME SHIFTY PIMPIN
CHRIS BECAME THE EPIC GAME.
CHRIS HAD ALSO DEVELOPED A LIKING FOR OTOWN.
HE WENT TO THEIR SHOW, AND LOVED IT.
HE BECAME GREAT FRIENDS WITH THIS GIRL TINA AT WORK.
THEY ARE GREAT FRIENDS TODAY.
CHRIS HAS PURCHASED MANY TICKETS TO LIVE EVENTS ALL OVER THE CITY AND NEW JERSEY FOR HIM AND SHIFTY.
IT IS CALLED THE "EVIL DREAMS COME TRUE TOUR 2001"
YOU CAN CHECK OUT HIS APPEARANCES AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES DATES ON HIS TOUR PAGE.
THE DATE APRIL 4TH-PRESENT TIME
TO KEEP YOU ALL UP TO DATE AND LET YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYONE IS NOW A DAYS.
DAN IS WORKING HIS BUTT OFF, AND HAVING FUN.
CHRIS SEES HIM OCCASIONALLY.
THEY ARE STILL GREAT FRIENDS.
BILL IS WORKING HIS ASS OFF,DRINKING, AND HE AND CHRIS ARE STILL GREAT FRIENDS.
JOHN,JP,TOM,JENN,JULIE, AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE LOST IN A TIME SHUFFLE SOMEWHERE IN PHILLY. LITTLE CAN BE SAID ABOUT THIER WHEREABOUTS.
ROB WENT TO THE NAVY, AND IS STATIONED IN HAWAII.
HE AND CHRIS STILL TALK WHEN THEY CAN.
CHRISSY AND CHRIS BURIED THIER PROBLEMS AND SHE IS ONE OF THE CLOSEST FRIENDS HE HAS.
THEY TALK EVERYDAY, AND HE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR HER , WITH ANYTHING SHE NEEDS.
SHES REALLY SPECIAL TO HIM.
SHAWN AKA SHIFTY PIMPIN, HE IS CHRIS'S BEST FRIEND, AND HE AND CHRIS STILL RAISE HELL ALL THE TIME. THEY ARE LIKE BROTHERS.
THEY WILL BE GOING ON TOUR STARTING ON APRIL 10TH.
AND FINALLY BACK WHERE WE STARTED CHRIS MAGEE:
THE EPIC GAME:
HE IS DOING WELL ABOUT TO GO ON TOUR WITH SHIFTY SOON.
HE HAS PERFECTED EVERY MOVE HE HAS  IN HIS WRESTLING ARSENAL, INCLUDING THE PSYCHO STUNNER, THE  SUPERKICK, AND HIS DEVESTATING FROG SPLASH- WASN'T THAT EPIC, AND OF COURSE HIS PEDIGREE NAMED-"THE ETERNAL DEMISE"
THATS JUST ABOUT ALL THEIR IS TO SAY ABOUT CHRIS MAGEE.
HE WILL CONTINUE HIS QUEST FOR HAPPINESS WITH SHIFTY  WATCHING HIS BACK, AND BOTH OF THEM CAUSING TROUBLE LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO. CHRISSY WILL KEEP HIM SANE WITH HER HELP AND UNDERSTANDING. SHIFTY AND CHRISSY AKA NOSEY POOH, ARE THE 2 IMPORTANAT PARTS OF THE GAME. WITHOUT THEM FOR CHRIS ITS GAME OVER.
THIS IS A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE GAME HIMSELF!
TOO ALL THE GIRLS OUT THERE.
ONE DAY YOU JUST MIGHT END UP MEETING SHIFTY OR MY SELF, AND YOU MIGHT TAKE THAT STROLL DOWN TO THE PARTY ZONE.
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN THERE YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.
THATS COOL WITH US, WE LIKE IT WHEN THE GIRLS STOP BY.
FROM SHIFTY AND MYSELF THE GAME, WHEN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE EVIL DREAMS.

SIGNED,
             CHRIS MAGEE
               THE GAME
APRIL 4TH 5:06AM