A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell,  and the wife answers.

 " Hi, is Tony home?" 

 " No, he went to the store." 

 "Well, you mind if I wait?" 

 " No, come in." 

 They sit down and the friend says "You know Lora, you 

have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give 

you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." 

 Lora thinks about this for a second and figures what

 the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and 

shows one. He promptly  thanks her and throws a 

hundred bucks on the table. 

 They sit there a while longer and Chris says"They 

are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them.

 I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could 

just see the both of them together." 

 Lora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, 

opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look.

 Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on 

the table, and then says he can't wait any longer 

and leaves. 

 A while later Tony arrives home and his wife 

says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " 

 Tony thinks about this for a second and says 

"Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"