Contrived Affections

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A shy collegian was deeply in love with a pretty girl, but he did

not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to

give it a go, and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a her a

letter of proposal.

HE WROTE :

Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much

meditation. I have a strong inclination to become your relation. As

to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication

that I have passed my matriculation examination - no doubt, without

any hesitation, and very little preparation. What do you say to the

solemnisation of our marriage celebration according to the

glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the expansion

of the population of present generation.

On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to

improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of

consideration it will be our augmentation of the joy and exaltation

of our joint dissimilation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,

To remain victim of your fascination.

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SHE WROTE BACK :

Dear Mr. Victim of My Fascination,

Congratulations for your lengthy narration of full of affection

aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I

find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what

about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in

education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation

and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your

photo for circulation undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following conditions is the

regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.

2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any

fascination and,

3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper

conversation.

I Remain, unaffected by your affection.