THE SEX-O-PHONE

       Brandon had just got married. But just like a few bunch of naive would-be husbands, he was so nervous about what would happen on their first night. He hadn't got any idea of sex. He's a real first-timer. So he seeked some advise from his father. His father being so busy at that time just suggested  Brandon to just call him on his mobile phone when he wants to ask something.

       So came their honeymoon (first night). Brandon immediately called his father with his mobile phone and told the latter that they were already in their hotel room. "What should I do next?"

       "You should undress and ask her to do the same", shouted the dismayed father. After taking off their clothing, he called his father again. "Now, we are naked, what's next?"

       The father trying to control his temper replied,"Then both of you lie down on the bed!!". And so they did as what his father had told him. Again he called his father with his mobile phone. "Now, we are lying on the bed and naked, what to do next?".

        "Then you kiss her, you idiot !!!", said the father. And they kissed and kissed until they were so aroused and ready for the real thing. But again he called his father with his mobile phone. " I kissed her and I felt so good but I don't know what to do after this".

        The father was so annoyed but   realising how  ignorant his son was, shouted to him " Then put inside her   what ever you have that she doesn't have !!!". "OK, I got it", said the son.

        Then he put the mobile phone inside her.