The lighter side of a Spell Check

At a bus stop.

Two Italian men get on. They sit and engage in animated
conversation.

The lady in front of them tries to ignore their conversation but
can't...especially when she hears one of them say:

"Emma cum first. Den I cum.
Den two asses come together.
I cum once-a-more.
Da two asses, they come together again.
I cum again.
And pee pee twice.
Den I come a one last a time."

The woman rises, righteously indignant. "You foul-mouthed immigrant
swine. In America, we don't talk about our sexual exploits in public!"

The Italian man says, "Hey, whose a talkin' about a sex? I'm a
just a  tell a my friend a how to a spell "M i s s i s s i p pi ".