VIRUS WARNING

URGENT NOTICE!!!

Be on the look out for the following viruses:

CLINTON VIRUS
  Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA  VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN  VIRUS
Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE  TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS (A  strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think " we go on").

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes goofy: ).

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor flies.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates your files, but IT WILL BE BAAAAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.