Ah Beng

Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
This is what he came up with.
1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 beside a apartment to peep.
After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great
4.
The man rushed out and had a 5 with me. I run away to 6 for help.
End up running into 7 eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and
pull out a 9 to stab at him.
And 10 hor ....10 hor .... ....10 .....he die lor...

Then the continuation of the story...
.....and 10 hor and 10 hor...
I put the 9 back on the shelf and pay the 'ger' for the 8 and left
7-eleven.Next day I 'kor' my boss and say I am 6.He say 5.
Tomorrow 'aso' don need to come back 4 work.He 'aso' say go climb a 3 and jump.I don understand.I nice 2 him.
But I don know what he 1....
....ai-yah boss hor... very 'cham'
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