What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally
about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end,
and a hole on the other.

For most of the day I am laying down,
but I am ready for instant action.

When in use, I move
back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole.

When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush
is left behind, and I return to my original position.
Cleaning is usually done after I am.


What am I?

Why, I am your very own..........Toothbrush!
What were you thinking? You naughty person!
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