Misunderstanding

One day a little boy came home from school to find
his parents were arguing fiercely. Not realizing
the child was present, they were throwing
profanities at each other. Mom said "Get out you
bastard."
Dad said "Shut up you Bitch!"
The son looked at his parents and said, "what do
Bitch and Bastard mean".
Surprised to see their son, Dad said, " Bitch and
Bastard is just another name for Ladies and
Gentlemen."
Satisfied with his answer, the little boy went
happily to his room. A few weeks later, he awoke
in the middle of the night to hear a racket coming
from his parents bedroom. He went to investigate.
Mom said "Oh suck my tits!"
Dad said "Oh lick my Balls!"
The little boy said, "What does tits and balls
mean?"
Surprised to see their son standing in the
doorway, Mom said " Tits and Balls is just another
name for hats and coats."
Satisfied with the answer, the little boy went
back to bed. The next day, the little boy was in
the kitchen while his mother was cutting up a
turkey for dinner. She accidentally cut her thumb
with the knife, and forgetting that the boy was
there, she screamed "FUCK!"
The little boy asked " Mom what does FUCK mean?"
Not wanting to be a bad mother she said, "it's
just another word for cutting turkey."
Satisfied with the answer, the little boy went to
find his father. His father was in the bathroom
shaving and suddenly cut his face with the razor.
Not realizing that his son was watching him, he
said "SHIT!"
The little boy said "Dad what does SHIT! mean?"
Dad, realizing the boy was there, said " It's just
another word for shaving cream."
The boy, satisfied with the answer, left to go
watch T.V. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. The
family's dinner guests had arrived. Knowing that
his parents were busy, the little boy answered the
door. He also wanted to show the company what a
smart little boy he was. When he opened the door
he exclaimed, " Come in BITCHES AND BASTARDS, hang
up your TITS AND BALLS, Dad's in the bathroom
shaving the SHIT off his face and Mom's in the
kitchen FUCKING the turkey."
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