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Little Johnny was about 10 years old and curious
as only a boy should be. He had been hearing a
lot about courting from other boys so he asked his
mother how it was done. She told him to hide
behind the curtains some night and watch his
sister and her boyfriend. So Johnny did and this
is what happened (or at least his version).
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked awhile, then
turned out all the lights except the blue one,
then he started kissing her, and for some reason
he put his hand inside her blouse. She started
giggling and ooing, then he put his hand up her
skirt, when he did this she began to moan and
sigh. Then she slowly moved to the other end of
the couch till she was lying down. I think she
had a backache, then he rolled over and unzipped
his pants and pulled out a Texas Eel. I don't
know what it was doing in there but it was 8" long
and 2" wide. He held it in his hands so it
wouldn't get away. Sis tried to help him, so she
got a tight grip on it, she spread her legs far
apart and stuck this eel between her legs and got
a good scissors hold on it.he helped by lying on
top of Sis to keep the eel from moving. The eel
put up a hell of a fight though. Sis squalled and
her boyfriend nearly up set the couch. For a
minute there I thought the damn thing was getting
away but Sis grabbed it just as it was slipping
out and stuck it back in. Soon they both gave a
large sigh and stopped moving. First they let the
eel move but it didn't. It tried to get away but
her boyfriend got up and the thing was dead. It
just hung there limber as a hot water bottle and
its end was dripping. Sis and her boyfriend were
all tired out from the battle. They started
kissing and loving again and by God if that damn
thing didn't come back to life again, so the
battle started again. Well it sure was the best
wrestling match I ever saw. This time they really
killed the eel. I saw her boyfriend pull its skin
off and flush it down the toilet."
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