Which body part goes to heaven first?

The story takes place in a Christian school. The
teacher asks the question, "What part of your body
gets to heven first?"
3 students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and
little Johnny in the back. The teacher things to
herself, "I dont want to call on Johnny cause he
will say something perverted."
So she picks on Jenny first who says, "I think
your head gets to heaven first cause you have to
be smart."
The teacher then calls on Jim who says, "I think
your heart gets to heaven first cause you gotta
have a good heart."
Finally Johnny is the only one with his hand up.
The teacher says to herself "Oh no, I gotta pick
Johnny."
She picks him and he says, "I think your feet get
to heaven first."
The relieved teacher asks him, "Why on earth do
you think your feet get to heaven first?"
Johnny says, "Cause I walked into my Mom and Dad's
room last night and my mom's feet were straight up
in the air and she was sayin 'Oh God I'm
cummin'!'"

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