How they got to heaven

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the
admittance policy. Thenew law was that, in order to get into Heaven,you
had to have a really bad day the day you died. Thepolicy would go into
effect at noon the following day.

So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
The angel at the gate,remembering about the new law, promptly asked the
man,"Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you
died."

"No problem.", said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my
wife was having an affair. Ibelieved that each day on her lunch hour,
she'd bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment andhave sex with
him. So today I was going to come home too and catch them. Well, I got
there andbusted in and immediately began searching for this guy. My wife
was half naked and yelling at me asI searched the entire apartment. But,
damn it, I couldn't find him! Just as I was about to give up,I happened
to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging
off the edge byhis fingertips! The nerve of that guy to think he could
hide from me! Well, I ran out there and promptly stomped on his fingers
until he fell to the ground. But, wouldn't you know it, he landed in
some bushes that broke his fall, and he didn't die. This pissed me off
even more, so in a rage I went back inside to get the first thing I
could get my hands on to throw at him. And oddly enough, the first thing
I could grab was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto
the balconyand heaved it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and
crushed him! The excitement of the momentwas so great that right after
that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The angel sat back and thought for a moment. Technically, the guy DID
have a bad day, and it WAS a crime of passion, so he announced, "OK,
Sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. "OK. Here's the rule. Before I
can let you in, I need to hear about the day you died."

"Sure thing," the man replied. "But you're not gonna believe this. I was
out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises
when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over the side!
Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips on the
balcony directly beneath mine. When all of a sudden this crazy man comes
running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping on my
fingers! Well, of course I fall. I hit some trees and bushes on the way
down which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there
face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see
the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the ledge and it
falls directly on top of me and kills me!"

The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story.
"I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very
well," the angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he
lets the man enter.

A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate. "Tell me
about the day you died," said the angel.

"OK. Picture this," says the man. "I'm naked inside a
refrigerator......"


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