Oral Grandad

The young fellow was about to be married and was
asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how
often you should have it. His grandfather told
him that when you first get married, you want it
all the time ... and maybe do it several times a
day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it
once a week or so. Then as you get older, you
have sex maybe once a month. When you get really
old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe
on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well
how about you and Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral
sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow
asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in
her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And
she yells, 'Fuck You,' and I holler back, 'Fuck
You too.'"
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