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Ghost poopie- the kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean poopie- the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet poopie-The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you don't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave poopie-this happens when you've done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realisethat you have to poopie some more. Pop-A-Vien-In-youe-forehead-poopie- The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. Corn poopie- self explanatory Gee-I-wish-I-could_poopie-Poopie- The kinw where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. wet cheeks poopie-( the power dump)The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water. Liquid poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. The surprise poopie- You are not even at the toilet cos you are sure you're about to fart , but OOPS!-a poopie! The dangling Poopie- this poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you have finished poopieing. you just pray a shake or two will cut it loose. | ||||||||||||||||
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