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THINGS TO DO IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM ways to bother your Public bathroom stall mate 1.Say,"UH Oh , i shouldn't have put my lips on that" 2.Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 3. Say,"hmmmmm, I've never seen that colour before." 4. Say,"Damn this water's cold" 5.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet.Sigh relaxingly. 6.Fill up a large flask with mountain dew and squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbour's while yelling,"whoa!Easy boy!" 7. say,"interesting,more floaters than sinkers." 8. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paperand drop the wad under the stall of your neighbour.Then say,"Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?" 9.Say,"C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now! 10.Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush to the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the ballon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast. 11.Say,"Boy, that sure looks like maggot." 12.Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks 13. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say,"peek-a-boo!" 14. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free". | ||||||||||||||||
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