Many Confucius Quotes for the 90's | |||||||||||||||||
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"Man who sticks his face in punch bowl get punch in nose." "Man who go to bed with itchy asshole wake up with smelly finger." "Man who goes to bed with sex in mind wake up with solution in hand." "Woman who fly upside down have crack up." "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam." "Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone." "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard." "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose." "Find old man in dark, not hard!" "Man who smoke pot choke on handle." "Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose." "Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind." "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk." "Don't drink and park, accidents cause people." "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser." "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it." "Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed." "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary." "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!" "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons." "Those who quote me are fools." "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!" "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!" "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" "Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!" "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!" "War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left." | ||||||||||||||||
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