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Notice. To All Employees. In accordance with corporate policy of phasing out all surplus personnel by the end of the year,the RAPE(Retire All Personnel Early) Programme will go intoeffect immediately. Employees who are RAPED will be given an opportunity to seek other employment provided that while they are being RAPED, they request a review of their record before the discharge takes place.This phase of the operation is called SCREW(Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers) All employees who have been RAPED and SCREWED may also appeal for final review.This is called SHAFT(Study by Higher Authority Following Termination) Present corporate policy dictates that employees may be RAPED once and SCREWED twice,but they may get the SHAFT as many times as the company decides. | ||||||||||||||||
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