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Once there was this lady and she was walking to the store when she passed her daughter (a hooker) who was in a line, "Why are you in that line honey?" Not wanting to tell her mom that she was caught being a hooker and they were at a police station to be arrested, she quickly blurts, "We are in line for free oranges." "I need oranges, I will just stand behind you." When the police finally get to the mother he asks, "How do you do it old lady?" Thinking he is referring to the eating of a orange she says, "I take off my dentures, peel back the skin and suck 'em dry." | ||||||||||||||||
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