Woof!

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her
to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says,
"Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard
Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.�
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the
baby's body comes out. "Holy Shit, your baby has a white body," the
doctor says. "Yeah I heard white men were pretty good so I decided
to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that
will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy Shit! Your baby
has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard black men were
pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and
slaps the baby on the ass, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to
the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has
slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?"
The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"
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