The ballad of the brew - Alexander Pauw
verse 1:
i was sitting in the mountain cooking up some stew
when the stuff in my pot reminded me of you
the vision close by resembled an apple
that was dropped into a horde of stampeding cattle
verse 2:
i feel like steve buschemi looking into a mirror
how many times have i had to drag you out of litter?
even after a shower you still smell like fish
and if you think your breath's okay you just wish
chorus:
your kisses taste like hunter's gold cider
i love you coz you look exactly like i do
your voice sounds like homer on the bhg cd
i love you coz you look exactly like me
verse 3:
your mouth is like a vacuum cleaner sucking at my dust
your braces replace all the teeth that you've lost
you look like a radar with those anti-aircraft ears
your acne is a puzzle that's spreading everywhere
chorus
verse 4:
your hair looks like you dyed it but that green is very real
i would have thought you were a rasta by the way those dreadlocks feel
chorus