The ballad of the brew - Alexander Pauw

 

verse 1:

i was sitting in the mountain cooking up some stew

when the stuff in my pot reminded me of you

the vision close by resembled an apple

that was dropped into a horde of stampeding cattle

 

verse 2:

i feel like steve buschemi looking into a mirror

how many times have i had to drag you out of litter?

even after a shower you still smell like fish

and if you think your breath's okay you just wish

 

chorus:

your kisses taste like hunter's gold cider

i love you coz you look exactly like i do

your voice sounds like homer on the bhg cd

i love you coz you look exactly like me

 

verse 3:

your mouth is like a vacuum cleaner sucking at my dust

your braces replace all the teeth that you've lost

you look like a radar with those anti-aircraft ears

your acne is a puzzle that's spreading everywhere

 

chorus

 

verse 4:

your hair looks like you dyed it but that green is very real

i would have thought you were a rasta by the way those dreadlocks feel

 

chorus