Bionic Commando

reaaahhh! trehtreh!  swing!! blamblam kupo (etc.)

note: Start+a+b ends the stage immediately (if you ever get stuck)

Q: How do I kill off Albatros?
A: As it moves left, swing on its engines and shoot into the glowing canopy
   thingy at the far right. Any weapon works, but the rocket launcher is
   best, kupo

Q: OK, so where the hell am I now?
A: Well, you'll talk to a man who tells you to shoot into the helicopter
   canopy. Move right and you'll come to a ledge. Fall off the ledge and
   you'll see a helicopter flash by to your right. Shoot into the heli's 
   canopy as you fall. If you miss, you'll hit the ground and die horribly.

Q: OK, so where the hell am I _now_?
A: sigh.. OK, you're in a shaft and you have sixty seconds to get out of the
   shaft. So start climbing! Don't bother fighting anyone in your path, you
   don't have time!