Spooking music eludes to a bluish world with a bunch of trash and crap laying everywhere. In the background, you can see the distant ruins of a city, that seem to swither like smoke. White words pop up. [INTRO] The year is 3026. The world has become has seething, steaming bastion of terror and rottenness. A propelling population has soaked the Earth in size to a pea, and human life is now considered worthless. Babies are sold in the streets as a commodity, and the only way for the fortune humans who make it past the early years to survive is to defend themselves against the new, sadiasit dicatorial government- the reich of the Ducks, or be its slave. At this point, with dramatic musical flare, a huge helicopter swoops down by the camera and rustles the ground, and the camera is almost drug by the chopper and suddenly the hills are lowered and the cities raised as you can suddenly see a large picture of a duck sitting atop a building, as the city begins to come alive. Suddenly we are on the streets. We see a store that says "Babies for Sale" and people picking them up from an ice box like groceries. We see a gang of people gathered around where a circle is drawn in chalk as two babies fight to the death. As the onlookers onlook, screaming such things as "Kill 'em!", "Bit his head off!" like a bunch of average peasants, we see a dark shady man, dressed in a dark trenchcoat and a distinctly pointed hat. He looks over them, his eyebrows lowered in a secretive way. By the way, this guy is going to be Paul. Suddenly, a man appears from out side the circle, walking in with a gun, firing it, as people begin to notice him and run away, screaming. CEDAR: Alright, alright, break it up! This baby fight is over. The people begin to dispearse. The man walks over and picks the two babies off of the ground by the scruff of their neck. A man walks over. MAN: Hey man, hey man, those are my babies! CEDAR: [This guy talks in a voice similar to Sam Neil. ] You should realize that baby fights are considered illegeal by the constitute of the Empire. MAN: Yeah, well I don't see anyone round here followin' the old laws, do you? CEDAR: [A dark look of doubt crosses his face.] They are the rules. MAN: The artificial rules, you knows the ducks rule us now. Now gimme back my baby. CEDAR suddenly points to the gun in his hand, and he swings it around. CEDAR: Sorry. MAN looks around for two seconds in disbelief, and the runs off. We see CEDAR tucking at the two babies, one of which has a bite on the other ones. CEDAR: Come on now, get off him. We see CEDAR take the two to the previously seen baby store, and talk to the guy there. CLERK: (robin?) So sorry, sir, but the prices for those two will still be extremely low. CEDAR: I won't see you selling them as cockfighters again, will I? CLERK: Sir, you know there are no ways for me to check. CEDAR: [Kind of hphs.] Fine. CEDAR drops the babies off. Suddenly the dark trenched man approaches him as he walks down the street. NM: Pretty ethical practice, saving babies and them selling them back to a life on the street. CEDAR: Hey, I don't have the cash or will to support them. NM: Yeah, you and about fifty other million people in this town. CEDAR: Look pal, I don't have the time. [pushing him away] NM: [most likely close up shot as NM stops walking] Yeah. But I doubt that will be the case forever. CEDAR walks along until he gets to the alleyway of a strange building. CEDAR: [an incantation] To Defeat the Ducks. Suddenly, the wall opens up and CEDAR steps into the door, and onto a secret elevator, which propels him to the top. While here, you can see the city in the background, and all the dirt, decay and filth it offers. The elevator stops and he gets off and walks to a small door. Inside yields a large room that you can tell is the base of operations. The walls appear to be leaking, and there is a lot of makeshift systems (read: computers and crap)_ COMMANDER: Cedar! We've been expecting you. CEDAR: Yes, commander. COMMANDER: Cedar, what do you know about project DX-59? CEDAR: Only that it blew up some recons down by five B. Why? COMMANDER: Cedar, as you know, the times are tough. CEDAR: But we will beat the ducks. COMMANDER: No, Cedar. You see, the ducks have already won. CEDAR: Now, there's no need to get pessimistic, Commander. COMMANDER: Cedar, the truth of the matter is that this resistance movement has been dead for a good fifty years. Sure, we may break up a few baby fights here and there, and make some public disturbances, but there is no realistic way we can destroy the ducks. The installations, the fortifications, the auxillirations, they've dug themselves in far too deep. CEDAR: Commander! I don't believe I'm hearing this! COMMANDER: Cedar, you're the best operative we've had working for us for the past seventy-five years. You determination, along with your sheer hatred for the ducks has made you a perfect canidate for this mission. CEDAR: Mission? COMMANDER: Yes. Do you recall experiment TT-11? CEDAR: Yes. The abandoned project for time teleportation. COMMANDER: You're correct, however, the project is far from abandoned. CEDAR: You mean you've been working on it all this time?! 2ND GUY: Sorry, Cedar, but we just couldn't let you know about it. This new time teleportation project is so top secret that even some of the best executives don't know about it, for if we let word slip to even our own members... COMMANDER: Precisley. The ducks would know about it within a matter of days. CEDAR: [taking in a breath] So what do you want me to do? The commander pulls up a large computer screen full of information. COMMANDER: Cedar, as you know, the ducks rose to power somewhere during the late 24rd century. Although most records don't go back that far, we know that the well established human empire had recently fallen into its prime. CEDAR: Yes, until it's "Allies", the ducks, decided to take control. COMMANDER: We are going to send a team of our best agents back in time to stop the ducks before they can gain a foot hold. CEDAR: You mean eradicate them before they can start their reign of terror? 2nd COMMAND: Precisley. We have recently sent word to our other chapters. Hopefully, the ducks have not yet found out of our plan. COMMANDER: You are to rendevue with them here in our home base in two days. Do not be late, or the consquences could be fatal. CEDAR: Now, say we win, destroy the ducks and change history. How am I getting back? COMMANDER: We can only allow for a single round trip transportati on, however you will be able to come back whenever you want. 2nd COMMAND: Cedar, please, take this mission. CEDAR: ... Alright, I'll go. There is a dramatic scene with suppensful music as Cedar decides to go back through time. During it our normal pictures, such as him being prepared for the journey inside a large ship. Finally he steps into the machine, while a commander sits next to him. COMMANDER: Now, use this to talk to us. CEDAR: What is it? COMMANDER: It's a audio-video time transmission. You won't be able to communicate with us without it. CEDAR: Alright. A countdown begins. 10,9,8,7-1. There is an explosion, followed by a "SYSTEMS ERROR" flashing on all available computer screens, when suddenly armed ducks (like those in 24) begin to pour in. PERSON A: Oh my god! It's the ducks! A duck, who is parked on another ducks shoulder, suddenly jumps back in the air and then dives into the PERSON A, who is bit in the neck and taken to the ground. COMMANDER looks up in the air and screams to his comrades. COMMANDER: Death to the unholys! He, along with everyone else, pulls out some rather large looking guns and begin to fire, but the ducks are in control. There are armed robot guards (DX-59's) along with just normal ducks (puppets) sitting on their shoulder like commanders, along with whatever other variations of ducks it may seem fit to include. The black ducks shoot through their tube like bills. The cyborb ducks pack heat, and the average ducks simply quack and attack people. One by one, the resistence members fall like soldiers. In one instance, a duck dive bombs through a persons elbow and blows his forearm off. Finally, they all lay on the ground, their bodies smoking from the fresh bullet holes. Suddenly, a average feathery duck flies into the back of a paticularly large cyborb and assumes control of a more humanoid form. He is ELECTROSYIS. He walks out amongst the bodies. His voice is pure evil, and it may even be dubbed over. He turns over to talk to CRAGE, a spooky looking mutant that is either a duck looking man or a freakish alien like cyborg. ELECTROSYIS: Krage! What is our current status? CRAGE: The humans have enacted the time travel device. ELECTROSYIS: Quick! Send this platoon to their cordinates while we are still covered in the temperol wake! CRAGE: Yes, General. CRAGE walks over to where the machine is standing and looks at some date indicators. CRAGE: 2386. Right before the crushing of the rebillion. ELECTROSYIS: Ahhh... they intent to wipe us out in the past, but unfortunetly, they do not know the true history of the empire. Send us to their location! CRAGE: It is done. The two along with the extras are suddenly whisked away in the whirl created by the machine. SCENE 2:- Don't Duck with Me, Punk The road is typical dirt, distant paved but not crowded road type. There is a flash, and the humans appear. They are obviously tired by the travel. CEDAR: Okay, is everybody in one peace? PEOPLE: [adlibed grumbles, yeah] The Resistance members begin to load their guns up and put their weapons, when suddenly there is another flash. PEOPLE: Ducks! A duck looks over with a loaded gun and releases a loud "QUAK!" and opens fire. In the battle that insues, most resistence members and ducks are destroyed. Halfway through, ELECTROSYIS and CRAGE turn to each other. CRAGE: May I suggest that the current probability of us being decimitated in this crowded thoughtless battle is much larger than if we were to hunt the humans in stealth. ELECTROSYIS: Agreed. Let us depart from this blood bath! The two ducks transport out using devices on their chest as the battle continues. Finally, it is only CEDAR along with three ducks. As CEDAR backs up from the three ducks that are walking towards him, waving their feathers, a large semi truck suddenly runs from out of the shot and smashes into the last three, signalling with a loud honk and a window view that may have to be censored out. CEDAR sits down against the fence on one side, a tired mess. CEDAR: [under his breath in a pant] Damn it. He pulls out his communicator that would let him talk to the future. CEDAR: Hello, Command? Anyone? Who's there? COMMUNICATOR: Ce@$5dier... [gargled reply] CEDAR: Hello! Command, do you copy!? COMMUNICATOR: Cedar, the du-$42 CEDAR: Command! COMMUNICATOR: This is command! Agent Cedar, do you read me? CEDAR: Loud and clear! COMMUNICATOR: [the voice is frasseled, worried. You can tell from the tone and the garbled picture that something isn't right.] Cedar, the ducks, they've- CEDAR: Gone back in time? Yes, I know. COMMUNICATOR: Good. Cedar, command was completely decimated by a unprecedented scale attack force after you left. They managed to save Commander, but everyone else is either dead or dying. CEDAR: Those bastards! COMMUNICATOR: It'll be awhile before he can talk to you, and I can set the time sync mechanism forward on this device now that you've already been sent back. [NOTE: This explains why the two times parallel each other] Try to find any duck activity, and espicially look for members or leaders of a movement known as the Rebellion. CEDAR: The ones who brought down the Empire, letting the ducks gradually take over. COMMUNICATOR: Yes. Try to break into their group. I'll talk to you later. Keep in contact with base at all times, or at least, what's left of it, and don't let on to anyone there of your origins. Over and out. CEDAR stands up and begins to walk down the road. SCENE 3- The Rebellion The scene is of a crappy little hovel (in other words, a crappy house). A woman in sandles is talking to several Imperial Soldiers in the typical motif. PEASANT WOMAN: But sir, I swear I was drunk when I spoke such things! SOLDIER: I'm sorry maam, but the Emperor does not his enemies lightly. SOLDIER2: To think, she was once so boldly mocking him! MAAM: Please! I did not know what I was doing! SOLDIER: No one insults the Emperial Brand Recliners and gets away with it! Seize her! MAAM: Nooo!! SOLDIER: Soon, no one will question the reign of our emperor! VOICE: But you forgot about one thing- They all simaltenously spin around, and then the camera spins around to reveal COOKIE ARM, COMMANDER SETH, and others. OFF SCREEN SINGERS: COOKIE ARM! SOLDIER: Cookie Arm! But the Imperial News reported that you and the rebels had been killed! COOKIE ARM: Why do you simpletons believe all of the garbage that the Empior spews at you? COMMANDER SETH: Don't worry about it, [says it like he's seriously trying to be cool] 'cause we're going to take out the trash! EVERYONE (in Rebels Side): Yeah! COOKIE ARM swings up his cookie arm (which looks awesome and is redesigned). COOKIE ARM: I'll give you to the count of one to get out of here. SOLDIER3: [in an impudent voice, like "Yeah, whattcha goin' do, punks?"] One! SOLDIER3 swings a gun up to COOKIE ARM from the side but it is shot out of his hands by COMMANDER SETH. COOKIE ARM swivels around and blows him back. SOLDIER1 ducks and prepares to shoot but is halted as ICIS jump kicks into his head. Other members of the resistence wind up shooting wildly, and finally the SOLDIERS are all unarmed. COOKIE ARM: Tell the Emperor we sent you! COOKIE ARM shoots out several shoots out of his dough blasting cannon, and they all appear to narrowley miss, but suddenly, the SOLDIERS pants all become undone and fall down. They begin to scream and run away. PEASANT WOMAN: Oh, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart! Ever since the new Emperor became corrupted, we can no spend our lives without fear of being arrested or destroyed. COOKIE ARM: I know. For years, we were protected by the Emperor, but now he has grown evil and corrupt, and changed the old republic into a fierce dictatorship with dark ambitions. COMMANDER SETH: Indeed, their genetic testing, which has already found DNA and cloned almost perfect humans to operate in the government, is out of line with the people's will. FOXFIRE: They have found the rarest forms of DNA and cloned variants of most of the old Roman Gods. Some say they are attempting to reach supernatural perfection through genetic enginerring. COOKIE ARM: My family was destroyed while trying to exposethe secrets of the Empire's genetic tests. Thank god I was able to obtain my current super powers. Suddenly, a *crackle* is heard from some sort of communication device being held by Cookie Arm. Cookie Arm punches a dial on his Dough Cannon to receive contact. COOKIE ARM: Yes? MESSAGE: Scott! The Empire is receiving a new shipment! Return to the base for briefing! COOKIE ARM: Roger that, [prounaciation of word I made up] Ache-o. Let's go! The team runs and jumps into vehicles and takes off. The scene goes dark. When light shines again, we see CEDAR, sitting in a large room filled with others which seems to be an applying for jobs in the rebillion. Or maybe its just new members being trained. At the front of the room is a man behind a podium. MAN: Welcome, new trainees! You know doubt are being brought here by your increasing decline of faith in the Empire's policies and treatment of its people. We want you to know that you are not alone. This rebel faction known as Visage aims only to bring back the old republic we once enjoyed, and destroy the new dark emperor. Our goals are clear, but they are not easily achieved. The Empire already knows of us, and will stop at nothing to wipe us out. You will all be risking your lives. If you cannot handle any of what I have told you, feel free to leave the room. Any questions? [NOTE: I don't like this part. It makes the rebellion seem like some giant ordeal, instead of just Cookie Arm and Co. running around trying to save the day.] Nobody leaves. During the above speech, people are seen looking solid, stoic, unflenching, but a few are eatting potato chips and drinking sodas, some are asleep, and CEDAR is listening intently and taking notes. CEDAR: Are we supported by the ducks? EVERYONE: Ha ha ha [a mumbled laughter] ducks, ha [adlib] MAN: Now, proceed to the next room to begin training in weapons. A man is seen handling a gun and showing it to CEDAR. He gives it over. INSTRUCTOR: Son, do you know how to deal with one of these? [takes like Confederate Duke from StarCraft] CEDAR: Oh, sure, as long as it handles like a good ol OP-25. Suddenly there is a "Huuhhh!" as everyone in the room turns around. INSTRUCTOR: The OP-25? But that gun was made in 2798! This is 2383! Everyone looks at him like, "Hey, what the hell?", in a pissed way. CEDAR: Ohh, I mean, I saw a preview for it in Popular Weapons Magazine. INSTRUCTOR: Popular Weapons Magazine! Why, that Magazine won't come out for another fifty years! CEDAR: I know, but, I heard about it from General Arhur MacPhifer. INSTRUCTOR: General Arthur MacPhifer isn't even born yet. [the Instructor is real down in his face, like CEDAR is some kind of enemy spy. By the way, this part in no way means that the rebels know of the future. It is just a dumb joke that doesn't make sense] CEDAR: General Arthur MacPhifer the negative 6th? INSTRUCTOR: [looks around, scratching his chin with his hand] Oh. For a second there, I thought you could see into the future! Ha ha ha!! Everyone laughs, and CEDAR looks around, trying to go along, and laughs too. The scene suddenly shifts to an odd location indeed. The walls feel organic, the layout is pastic. We are now in the chamber of the "OVERLORD". A dark, red, brain looking thing is in the center, with the other high members of the duck console of the future. Computer screens surround the ducks. People watch them in horror. They show Cedar laughing along with the crowd. Suddenly, there is a huge whooshing of air as the OVERLORD begins to speak. His voice is very low, very bad-a, and very powerful, and will probably be achieved digitially. OVERLORD: I was told that the humans plan for time travel had met with failure, Carastody (care-astudy). CARASTODY: (trying not to tremble and doing a good job, but still scared) Sir, it was not until recently that we aware of their prototype vesile. You see, they had been hiding- There is a burst of tremendous wind towards CARASTODY OVERLORD: Hiding? I do not like such surprises to escape my notice, General, and I do not appreciate failure. CARASTODY: Sir, please be sure that this is as large a shock for me as it is for you. OVERLORD: Ha ha ha ha! (vile horrific laughing that is terrifying) Oh, I do believe that, Carastody. I believe that quite well! Right after the word "that", a giant amount of lightning shoots out from the OVERLORD and around CARASTODY. CARASTODY begins to scream as the lightning wraps around him. Then, suddenly, his body turns into negative art. CARASTODY: No, sir, you can't!! Arrrrghhhhhhh!!!!! There is nothing but smoke left where Carastody was standing. OVERLORD: Despite Carastody's failure, we may still win. The time sync- temperal wake which was created by the human's machine will last for another thirty days. If we can find a way to travel through the time sync line that is still active, we may be able to stop the humans. I have already succeeded in contacting two of our operatives who have succeeded in making it to the past. Electroysis, Crage, come in. On the monitor you can see Electroysis and Crage. ELECTROYSIS- Yes, my leader. OVERLORD: What has been your luck so far with the human? ELECTROYSIS- He appears to know not the true history of this time period, and has joined the resistence movement to try to bring it down. OVERLORD: Ha ha ha! Glorious day! You see, gentlemen, it will be impossible for the human to succeed, because he does not know the true history of his world, and believes the resist to have been the ones to tear down the Empire and human rule! However, I still do not want him meddling with the time line. Destroy him as fast as possible, Electrosyis and Crage. ELECTROYSIS AND CRAGE- Yes sir! (saluate) The scene changes to KICKSTEAL, and FOXFIRE sitting down by a small room. It is their main headquarters. Suddenly, the door is thrown open and COOKIE ARM, COMMANDER SETH, and ICIS walk in. FOXFIRE: Hey, buddy! What's going on! COOKIE ARM: Nothing. We just had to halt a civil disturbance. Who's this man? [pointing to CEDAR, who is seated in a couch]. FOXFIRE: He's come to join the resistence. CEDAR: How do you do? My name's Cedar. [holds out hand in strange futuristic equivilant to a hand shake] COOKIE ARM: Nice to meet you Cedar. [corrects hand oddly and shakes it] My name is Scott Winston, but everyone here calls me Cookie Arm, because due to my accident involving plutonium and a box of cookies, I know have a robotic arm which fires dough. This is Commander Seth, he's a bad a mo fo, and this is Icis, my brother who was lost in the Atlantic Ocean for seven years before being refound, and these are bunch of extras [pointing to other characters]. CEDAR: Pleased to meet all of you. COOKIE ARM: So, tell me, Cedar, what makes you want to fight the Empire? CEDAR: Well, for starters, who doesn't want to fight the Empire? I mean, come on! [nudges COOKIE ARM]. The camera goes to all of the other characters looking at him like, "What the hell?". CEDAR: I mean, those jack-offs killed my dog! Everyone gets serious. COMMANDER SETH: Those bastards. They killed my wife when she refused to give up a kidney for the Emperor's research. I returned there one day after work and found her dead in the recliner. That's when I knew I had to fight against them. FOXFIRE: I used to work for the Empire. Yep, its true. I was just minding my own business one day, and BAM! I'm suddenly being hunted down for leaking a company secret. Is it really that big of a deal that they don't use real horse in the Impireal hamburgers? KICKSTEAL: One day, the Empire "recruits" me to do some specialized work for them, meaning they come to my house packing heat and force me into the back of a van. Next thing I know, they've turned my skin into solid steal and made me into this freak! After I saw what they had done to me, I broke out of their laboratory and ran from them, until one day I released I ain't gonna run no more. "I'm made of steal", I said to myself, "and so from now on it's gonna be them doing the running!" COOKIE ARM: Me and Icis' parents were the orginal founders of the resistence, back before we had to resort to violence. Under the old Republic, you used to be able to peacefully protest against the government, but not anymore. One night, we get a knock on the door from some members of the government, saying they have important information for us. CEDAR: They weren't members of the Government. COOKIE ARM: They shouldn't have been. They were common mobsters, the unofficial branch of the Impireal Government. They started shooting as soon as mom and dad opened the door. They walked inside and litterely peppered the house with machine gun fire. I look around and suddenly every member in my family is dead. Me and Icis were hiding behind a couch, but suddenly, Icis made a break for it. I saw them both run out the door, and I ran the through the back and away from them, like a coward. It wasn't until years later, after my transformation and after I had resurrected the resisitence that I found Icis again. ICIS: What about you, new guy? When did you begin to hate the Empire? CEDAR: Well, I, uh, walked home, and, my dog, had [maybe it would be better to adlib this one] taken a crap on the floor, and I was like, dang it, I'm so tired of him doing that, so I walked, to my room, and he was dead, and the Empire had done it. COMMANDER SETH: Those bastards. Suddenly, a man rushes in. He is dressed like a detective. (yagd25) DETECTIVE: Cookie Arm! Cookie Arm! COOKIE ARM: Recon Agent Johnson! DETECTIVE: I have terrible news to report! EVERYONE: What is it? Calm down! Hold on! COOKIE ARM: Take a deep breath and tell us the story. The story goes to flashback mode as the Detective begins to tell the story. DETECTIVE: I was working the late night, down on the shift, investigatin' the death of the mayors daughter, when suddenly, I noticed a pair of imperial troopers transporting goods late at night. "Why the crap would they do that?" I said to myself, and hurried to catch up to them, to try to find out what they where doing. COOKIE ARM: And what was it? DETECTIVE: DNA clone research! EVERYONE: Huh! [gasp!] DETECTIVE: They had unearthed a new sample that had been frozen in time for two million years! COMMANDER SETH: Two million years? That's one heck of a long time. DETECTIVE: I wasn't able to get a determine what the sample was, but it's power read outs reach to over three billion! COOKIE ARM: Dear god! If the Empire could become capable of cloning such monstrosities! DETECTIVE: Yes, it would be able to control the Universe! I [back to flashback] raced to my car and hurried home to phone you the news, when I noticed that someone was following trailing me. I swearved to miss them, but sent my car [use Matt's car and construction paper model] flipping over the edge of the bridge. I crawled from my motor vehicle and went to tell your operation the news. Shows the detective going inside the lobbey, outside the room he's in now. A receptionist is seated at the table. DETECTIVE: "I need to talk with Scott Winston aka Cookie Arm", I said. RECEPITIONIST: Sure, you'll just have to wait out here. DETECTIVE: She replied. Shows Detective sitting on the couch in the lobby, while waiting. Suddenly, a man appears next to him. MAN: You never did know how to play three man and the devil, did you? DETECTIVE: "But where did you come from?" I asked the assaltant. MAN: From your worst neght-mair, DETECTIVE: he replied. [MAN branishes gun and points a detective] Suddenly, he began to kill me. [screen goes to black] Then I died. The end. It goes back to the rebels standing around the man. Although there will never be a delibrate shot of the dead man (unless we try it and decide it looks funnier), you can occasionally catch the detective hunched over dead, with blood dripping out of his lower lip. Maybe a delibrate shot should be at the end as the walk out, the camera should pan to see the chair the detective was in, but now he's dead. ICIS: Those monsters! If they are truly capable of turning out over 3,000,000,000 watts of bio power, than we are as good as doomed. COOKIE ARM: Don't talk in that way, brother. Fortunetly, we have learned of this incident early. However, we cannot be sure how long it will be until the Emperor enacts this plan. We must immiediatley move all of our internal spies closer to this operation, or lure on of the Empireal cloners to our side. ICIS: Or perhaps we should simply mount a full fledged attack now, while our strength is at its prime! COOKIE ARM: Icis, to gamble a full fledged attack now would be suicide. We must continue to attack the Empire when it least expects it, weakening it until the time is right. ICIS: It's not as though we are exactly a secret, Scott. The Empire is already on to us. Why not go all out now!? COMMANDER SETH: As much as we would all like to kick some Imperial ass, I must side with CA on this one. We would not be able to sustain a full fledge attack. ICIS: Say what you will, but with 3 billion watts of bio-power about to be on its side, the Empire may be at its weakest now. But, I will obey my brother and the Commander. I will go try to garner support from our internal spies. COOKIE ARM: I'm going with you. Cedar, McArthur told me about your skills. I want you to train directly with Division-A. Foxfire, I want you to acess Cedar to see if he is worthy of becoming a full member of the rebel cause. Commander Seth, come with me and Icis. We'll need to try to find a way past this situation. The three walk off towards the control room. ICIS walks out. Suddenly, there is a beeping on COOKIE ARM's Dough Propulsion Cannon. COOKIE ARM: Douglas McArthur's is being raided by Imperial forces! [runs out as a awesome butt kicking tune churns up] Let's ride! Cedar, come with us! The team runs out in a blaze of getting in vehicles and zooming off. They drive for awhile, until they suddenly screech to a halt in front of a warehouse. The scene violently shifts back to the futuristic city of the year 3026. A hovercraft zooms by the screen. The scene shifts to the inside of the hovercraft ZOB-51. The COMMANDER is seen walking by through a line at a sort of cafeteria. He gets to the top of the line, and there is a woman in front of him. WOMAN: [talking to clerk] Sir, sir, the meat tastes watered down! CLERK: [a duck] Oh, sorry about that. There just hasn't been an overabundance of food supply lately. Karl! KARL walks over. KARL: Yeah? CLERK: Customer says the meat tastes too watered down. Add more baby. KARL: Sure thing' boss. COMMANDER walks up. COMMANDER: Three large packs of fries, please. The COMMANDER takes his food and sits down next to the enigmatic NM. NM: Commander. Commander startles. COMMANDER: How'd you get here?! NM: You have forsaken your cause, Commander. COMMANDER: What? NM: The humans who fight will mourn the loss of a once brave man. COMMANDER: Shhh! Who are you. NM: You must reastlablish the temperol sync with Cedar and warn him. The high council already knows of your experiments involving space time. COMMANDER: I can't. The last of my comrades died in front of my eyes. NM: The temperol wake has already been upset. If you do not act now, the people of our Universe may suffer for eons to come. Cedar must succeed. He must use his power to melt the future. COMMANDER: What? Are you insane? NM: Get back in contact with Cedar, Commander. He is our world's last chance. Suddenly there is a transition with two or more flying duck droids flying past the screen from the right side and into the distance. In the background is the council of the ducks. ELECTROYSIS comes on in a monitor in the upper council of the future ducks (you know, the one with the OVERLORD) ELECTROYSIS: Sir, we have located the human survivor. However, we believe he is trying to break apart the resistence movement against the Empire of the past. OVERLORD: Oh, glorious day! The idiotic humans could never have known of my true itentions back then. Still, it is folley to let him mingle in the time line. Destroy him alone and then warp back to base. CRAGE: Yes, sire. The screen flickers off, and suddenly you see it ELECTROYSIS' and CRAGE's screen flickering off in the year 2386. ELECTROYSIS flips the screen on his communicator down and puts it back into a container on his mech suit. They walk off. CEDAR is driving down a road, groceries in back. Next to him is FOXFIRE. FOXFIRE: And so then I say to the soldier, "Look, pal, if you want that monkey you'll just have to pull him from out of my ass!" CEDAR AND OTHERS: Ha ha ha ha [laughing (duh)] A bullet sound shatters the happy times. KICKSTEAL: [looking in mirror] Hey, what's that thing? In the rear view mirror, you can see ELECTROYSIS and CRAGE riding motorcycles (or some other vehicle) by the side of the car. CEDAR: Dear god! The ducks! Kicksteal, take the wheel! [let's go of wheel and grasps gun] I'm going in. KICKSTEAL: Okay! [grabs wheel] CEDAR begins to awkardly move across the front seat into the back seat and over people He walks over to the side (passenger), rolls down the window, puts his hand around the narrow end of the door (the one that faces backwards) and opens the door, which whooshes out into the wind. CEDAR is now outside the car, holding onto the end of the door through the open window, and holding a gun pointed at Electroysis. Electroysis has been firing nearly unceaseingly at Cedar with his laser gun, but all the shots seem to have missed. Cedar begins to fire furiously, and hits Electroysis' motorcycle wheel, sending it flipping. As it starts to flip, Electroysis uses the forward thrusting momentem to jump up and grab the end of the car. He grabs a low part and his feet drag on the road, creating sparks, but, he jumps up, and is now on the back of the car. CRAGE runs his motorcycle up on the opposite end that ELECTROYSIS did (drivers side), and appears in the drivers side window and grabs the driver through the window. CEDAR looks over, and flips over the top of the car, and skids on his kneas as he slides off and lands on CRAGE. He grabs CRAGE from the side and flips him off his motorcycle and he lands with CRAGE on the bottom. CRAGE goes skidding across the road with CEDAR on top of him. At this moment, we see ELECTROYSIS holding onto the back of the car, where he slashes a tire and flies off, and suddenly the car is tripped and goes skidding over into a telephone pole. FOXFIRE: Abandon vehicle! They all jump off as the car wildly spins out and explodes. FOXFIRE is seen holding gun on kneas, (focus), with CEDAR in the background. FOXFIRE seems tired and a little pissed off. FOXFIRE: What the hell is that thing!? CEDAR: It's a cyborb analimode, build 3000, made to seek out and destroy. The others a Mech Corpereal. [SHOT: CCC ] FFFFFFF CCCC ] FOXFIREFFFF CCC OOO ] FFFFFFFFF OOOO] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFGG OOO ] FFFFFFFFFFFGGGGG ] KICKSTEAL: They must be a new Imperial model! Foxfire slightly grits his teeth and shifts his head back at Cedar. FOXFIRE: Friends of your, Cedar? CEDAR: No! I'm not sure where they came from! FOXFIRE: The hell you don't! I don't recall anything like that attacking us before! KICKSTEAL: Here they come again! Everyone grabs they're weapons and a giant battle ensues. At one point: FOXFIRE: This is your doing, isn't it! You brought them with you! CEDAR: They're firing at me too, you dolt! [I don't really feel like writing it now, so lets just make it up.] By the end of the battle, though, CRAGE is killed (along with possibly a few extras) and ELECTROYSIS is walking around, but CEDAR comes up behind him and sticks a gun to his head. ELECTROYSIS: [shifts his head back slightly, but unmoving] Cedar. Rank #1 of the Regorian troops. You came back in time to try to help the seed of hope, but you do not understand the roots of the weed of darkness. You will die in the past along with your race's future, knowing that us ducks are the dominant species and that you have failed at your impossible mission! FOXFIRE: What's he talking about? Cedar, who are you! ELECTROYSIS: Think it over in hell, worm! Suddenly, ELECTROYSIS pushes a button on his chest and you hear a beep, beep- CEDAR: [grabbing FOXFIRE] Run!!! ELECTROYSIS body explodes, but right as its about to do this, the duck inside (ELECTROYSIS himself) falps away into the sky. It is very hard to tell what is happening, however, as ELECTROYSIS return as a duck should still be something of a surprise. KICKSTEAL: Everybody check yourselves! Make sure are your limbs are still attatched. FOXFIRE: I'm giving you to the count of five to tell us what that was all about. CEDAR looks around. FOXFIRE and the others are holding guns toward him OTHER1: Yeah man, I had groceries in that car. CEDAR: Fine. Those two were ducks from the year 3026. The year the ducks rule the human population with an iron fist, and humans have nearly been obliterated. FOXFIRE: Ducks? Are you telling me we were almost killed by ducks? CEDAR: Look man, they take over in the year 2856! At first everyone thinks the new regime is in power, but after years of obvious public deception, it becomes known that the ducks are controlling a puppet government. By my time, they've completely announced themselves and their plans to destroy the human race. FOXFIRE: Your time? You mean you've- [finding it a little insane] traveled in time to save the fate of the world?!! CEDAR: Look, my leaders and I think that the start of the duck invasion was took root in this area, when the Empire was overthrown by a hostile regime. So tell me now, and cut the BS, are the ducks backing your current attempts? FOXFIRE: ... Ducks?! Are you insane! Listen, I- KICKSTEAL: [cutting off FOXFIRE] No, shut up- I remember hearing that the Empire was looking into harvesting Duck DNA. FOXFIRE: Duck DNA? Now why would they look into something stupid like that- KICKSTEAL: No, they found that it contained some sort of power. FOXFIRE: Are you telling me you believe all this garbage? KICKSTEAL: All I know, Foxfire, is that the Empire doesn't clone sheep. They always search for the most powerful beings they can. CEDAR: Yes! Listen to me. You're want recon for of the Empire, don't you? Well, right now, I have to figure out if they are harboring anything like Duck DNA, so let me work with you. You saw how powerful those two were, and those were only two corpereals. If those bastards really are toying with Duck DNA, I maybe the only one who can teach you how to defend against it before it becomes too powerful. FOXFIRE: Wh- uh [speechless] KICKSTEAL: He's got a point, Fox, and whether he's from the future or not he still seems to know a lot about Ducks. Welcome to the club, Cedar. The scene transsitizes to a scene of a dimly lit room. ICIS walks in. In the center of the room is a single wooden chair. The overlying tone is gray. A man, GRANGE, is sitting in the chair. He has very bad postrure, and looks like a worn down, beaten up old scientist. ICIS: There's what you need. [slams a packet down on the desk] It's every specification of the Dough Cannon, at exact porportions. Do you have the information? GRANGE: [thumbs through the information] You know they could kill me for doing this. Deflecto does not like traitors. ICIS: I'm aware of that. But the bottom line is without my help, my brother might have already killed you. And if you don't do this now, Jetsune may do it anyway. GRANGE: True. Here is a copy of the information that was most recently transmitted to the Empire. GRANGE passes a binder to ICIS. On it are the words, "T PROJECT". ICIS thumbs through a few pages, and suddenly recoils. ICIS: Jesus! [in shock] This isn't some hoax to screw the Empire, is it? GRANGE: Hell no. [or maybe instead a "blowing out of air" in a "boy, you're dumb, duh" manner] We're not stupid enough to try something like that. ICIS: But Jesus DNA- it boggles the mind. How could you even obtain it? Jesus ascended, and left no trace on the physical world. GRANGE: Yes. But, by combining God DNA with Virgin Mary DNA, we were able to find his exact chromosomes. ICIS: [thinks for a second] My gosh. That just might work. GRANGE: It does work. But it requires a huge amount of energy. ICIS: I see. How are you planning to clone something at 3,000,000,000 watts [3 billion] of bio-power? GRANGE: The Emperor himself will oversee the production. They will be pooling all of the energy from their maximum fortress in order to complete the process. ICIS: Hmmm... if the fortress is left that open to an attack- GRANGE: Yes. Nobody but the highest ranking Impireal officials and Deflecto Corp. involved in selling the experiment have any idea that it is happening. ICIS: Ha ha ha! Ahhh, glorious day! Soon, all shall tremble under our might as shake the foundations of their petty lives! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! [walks laughing out of the shack] Suddenly we, are greeted by the familiar faces of COOKIE ARM, COMMANDER SETH, ICIS, FOXFIRE, CEDAR, KICKSTEAL, and OTHERS as they sit watching a TV in the home base. COOKIE ARM: Okay, listen up, troops. We have received information that the Empire is about to embark upon their most blashpemous and blatant misuse of power we have yet to see- a Jesus clone. Muffled reply and sounds. COOKIE ARM: We have long since anticipated a move by the Empire to genetically enginer such a "final weapon", however, we did not know they were capable of producing such a target as the son of god. Still, our Emergency plan may still work. CEDAR: What does the plan entail? COOKIE ARM: We have several secret agents working inside the Empire. We have given one a partial segment of cat DNA to place inside original dividing cell. Our hope is that it will mutate the cell and prevent it from functioning. CEDAR: Brilliant! It would be just like throwing a wrench into the clock work! COOKIE ARM: Because the Empire must drain power from other areas of the fortress to create the 3 billion watt bio-watt cell, it's perimeter defense will be weak for a span of two to three minutes. If we break into the fortress, we will be able to launch a gigantic offensive as soon as the Empire realeases the'res a problem with the specimen. ICIS: And then- we topple the fortress and destroy the Emperor himself. COOKIE ARM: Destroying his legacy in the process. COOKIE ARM turns aside to CEDAR. COOKIE ARM: Cedar, it is during this time that you must look into the Empire's file on the Deflecto Corp. Take this disk and download as much information as possible until the we have succeeded or failed. Then get out of there. Any questions? A feeling of deep resolve passes over the resistence members. COOKIE ARM: Good. We meet at the perimeter in three days. Bring as much back up artillery as you can fit. "To free the nation!" ALL: "To free the nation!" The music swells to end the scene, followed by a scene of all the vehicles driving up to the fortress. The camera sweeps along the cars, as one after another members of the resistence get out and look at the fortress. Bad-A spy/were going to kick some butt now/ oh, man we're cool music starts playing. From a distant shot, all members slam the doors and begin to walk up and towards the fortress. The begin to walk towards the front gate, when they are approached by guard. GUARD1: I'm sorry, but the Impireal tours of our facility are closed for today, I'll have to see a some ID. COMMANDER SETH: Oh yes, my ID. I keep my ID in my pocket... [as the man looks down towards his hand which is going towards his pocket , then suddenly Seth hands grab each other, and he swings upwards and hits the guy straight down and then kneas his head, incapasitating him]... it's an ID to kick your ass! [corniest possible infliction] EVERYBODY ELSE: Yeah! [ad lib, as in "Yeah! Right on, you bad-A mo-fo] Suddenly GUARDS begin to run up from right and left, and a giant fire fight ensues. The resistence members shoot guard after guard, until finally, they all lay dead. FOXFIRE walks over to the main security grid and inputs a code which opens it, and they walk in. COOKIE ARM: Alright. Commander Seth, you go to the left with Division B. FoxFire, you go right with Division-A. Icis, come with me. We'll procede to the top balchony of the command center and launch the attack as soon as we determine the best possible time. ICIS: Alright. COOKIE ARM: Okay, let's go. Everyone splits apart, and you can see COMMANDER SETH directing people up a stairway almost like a patrol officer. FOXFIRE and his team creep, guns drawn, across a dimly lit hallway, the laser pointers glowing in the darkness. COOKIE ARM and the slightly trailing ICIS climb up towards the main balchony. They look over it and suddenly the focus shifts to what's going on below. Workers sit at computers in drones, amongst little computer with pictures of DNA molecules spinning around, along with current Bio-watt power read outs, and text that reads "T PROJECT" and beneath it "Coded ACTG 74%". The group of scientist sit in the grand hall. Above them, by either a staircase or whatever (maybe a cafetorium would work) stands the EMPREROR and his ADVISERS. EMPEROR: This project had better not fail, Jetsune. Far too many of our resources have been put to use on this project. JETSUNE (Jet-soon): Fear not, my overzealous friend. Soon, we will use the awesome power of a Jesus clone to tighten your grip on the world. EMPEROR: Yes. Once we purge all opposition, we will unite the people in a constant culture, currency, and thought, and will build a new world of unity, in which no wars will exist as people will not have the differences to fight them. COOKIE ARM: [to ICIS] A world in which no one will have a voice... CEDAR: [with Division-A] Oh my god... The scientist screens begin to light up. SCIENTIST1: We have begun cellular intigration! SCIENTIST2: Integrating DNA segment 1! SCIENTIST3: Intergrating DNA segment 2! The count goes on, but you cannot see the scientists counting. It goes to shots of the Empire. SCIENTISTWHATEVER: Integrating DNA segment 7! SCIENTSNEXTGUY: DNA integration complete! EMPEROR: Ha ha ha! The day is ours! Suddenly, there is a loud red alert signal which shreds through the are, as red lights begin to go off. On the screen it says, "Incoherent Chromosomes in T PROJECT" " Found: Feline Segment " [picture of kiddy]" SCIENTIST: Oh my goooooddd! [panicy] There's been some sort of mix up! ALLSCIENTIST: The cell is cancerous! There's been a switch! EMPEROR: Jetsune! [walks over to the control systems] What's going on? JETSUNE: Someone has replaced a segment of Jesus DNA with that of a... cat. EMPEROR: [he's hot] What?! SCIENTIST: [almost hysterical crying] How can we stop the cellular mitatation? A giant metal sawblade that is painted brown and looks like a cookie rips across the screen right past the EMPEROR and the SCIENTIST and sticks to the side of a module, which explodes in sparks. Suddenly, the camera spins around in a blue and faces COOKIE ARM standing on the top of the balchony, holding out his Dough Cannon. COOKIE ARM: I'm afraid that won't matter when your dead. [flips up into the air] Eat cookies and die. [he points out his Dough Cannon and begins to use it to propel himself (ala Galvatron) across the room. He flies to the back of the room, and spins around, and begins shooting downward at people, which keeps him up in the air as he falls slowly down. He lands, and starts firing cookies at the Empireal soldiers. They fall. Suddenly, we see a wall fall over, Commander Seth in tow with a bunch of OTHERS. COMMANDER SETH: Charge! Division-A with FOXFIRE comes crashing down from someplace and joins in the battle. A massive fight scene insues. COOKIE ARM is really kicking some butt, however, there are many loses on the side of the resistence. There is a scene of plaster falling, and a beep goes off and a door opens and a cat steps out (obviously the cloning chamber). and the battle is over. Finally, the Empire alone is standing. He is trying to sneak out, but suddenly, you see the Dough Cannon aimed directly at him, and he uncoils and comes back out, his hands up. COOKIE ARM: Stop right there, Gilobee. [Gil-lo-bee] EMPEROR: You're anarchists. You will destroy the world. COOKIE ARM: Anarchists? We will not stand by while your reign of conformist terror cripples the human race! ICIS: [real creepy, like he's the bad cop] Fry this fanatic, Scott. We couldn't get him to compromise if we waited for a million years. COOKIE ARM: Icis, if we were to assassinate the Emperor, it would make us no better than those we fight. We have rallied the nation not for a revolution, but for a moderation. ICIS: Now is the time! Destroy him and let us set up a temperory government free of his insane vision! COOKIE ARM: No, Icis! We will not sell out our principle to those who have supported us in a lust for power. ICIS: But!... [Icis goes from very argumentive to suddenly calm and composed, as though it's hit him] I suppose you're right. Let us carry on our original agenda. COOKIE ARM: [he sticks the dough cannon directly up to the Emperor's face] First things first, we're bringing back the people's council that was decimated during your faked emergency. Secondly, you're going to be tried for crimes against the nation. You will publicly appear and sign legal documents that will make these actions legal. We don't want any backlash. EMPEROR: But I am the Emperor! COOKIE ARM: You're a spot on the wall if you don't do as I say! Agree or I'll have no other choice! [shoves the dough cannon against the Emperor's throat] EMPEROR: Fine! I accept! I accept! COOKIE ARM: [as he starts to tie him up] That was relatively easy, eh? [to ICIS] Take care of that clown. Let's go. COOKIE ARM begins walking around, when suddenly, there is a the loud sound of a weapon discharging. He turns around to see the Empire, dead against the wall, hit in the head with a lethal weapon. He looks up to ICIS, who appears to be holding a weapon. COOKIE ARM: Icis--- [looks back down at the EMPEROR, and then up to ICIS] [squints his eyes a little, voice in almost utter disbelief] no- Suddenly, ICIS, his face showing no real expression, pulls up the can of RESOLVE and shoots at COOKIE ARMS Dough Cannon, and there is a sharp exlosion and distinctly sickening mushy sound as COOKIE ARM's Dough Cannon falls off alittle, and then completely off his hand. His exposed arm is now pale white, weak looking, and every vein has been traced in red (like Vader without his helmet). COOKIE ARM: Ah-hha [in shocked pain as he looks down at his arm, he looks up at Icis, a hurt and forlorn face. Sounds a bit like DATA from FIRST CONTACT, when the human skin is ripped from his arm] Icis, you can't- ICIS: You left me to die and ran like a coward. I was tortured everyday in jail for years because of that man until I broke myself out and escaped. You have no idea that kind of life feels. COOKIE ARM: But Icis, I didn't know- ICIS: [putting up the resolve to the straight extended arm position, aiming at COOKIE ARM] I make a "Resolvulution" to kill you! COOKIE ARM futably raises his left arm to block or stop it, but the music is followed by a distinct da-dadadadaa, da, [such as Starscreams death as he is blasted] as the can of Resolve fires [laser style kind of- the energy surges through out his body] directly at COOKIE ARM. COOKIE ARM screams, and the falls limp against the back wall. His head falls limp, dead. ICIS: [Picks up Dough cannon, looks at it for a bit, and throws it back down. He then picks up the Optic Disc COOKIE ARM had received of the DNA modules] Using this, I will make the world my slave. Suddenly, we see a shot of the OVERLORD's chamber in the year 3026. He is watching a screen. Suddenly, enomrous laughter echoes from his chamber. The scene fades out. It fades in with funeral music playing and bagpipes in the wind. We see COMMANDER SETH, ICIS, CEDAR, FOXFIRE, KICKSTEAL, and OTHERS gathered around a makeshift grave along with a REVEREND. The music stops. REVEREND: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to pay tribute to our recently departed and dearly loved friend COOKIE ARM. Oh, what can we say about this man that has not already been said. He went to the store to buy some cookies, Cookie Arm, Cookie Arm, he slipped on some plutonium, Cookie Arm, Cookie Arm. [on the last two "Cookie Arms", the reverend crosses his chest as though saying a prayer. ALL: Amen. COMMANDER SETH: Man, Scott was always there for us, man, and he was like, like a brother, and he never gave up or let us give up. All he ever wanted to do was to see us triumpant, and then those bastards had to ... [starts crying, KICKSTEAL grabs him] KICKSTEAL: It's okay man, it's okay. [NOTE: Due to unsure position on the Commie Next Door's apperance in movie and releavancy to storyline, this may be taken out. [COMMIE NEXT DOOR: Yeah man, every day he would just be all like, "Hey, we're leaving the base [open if you want to watch some Satellite TV or something, I'll leave the door open, and I'd be "Hell yeah! [Fu(\ this sh--! That's freakin' amazing sh--!" Man, what a [really sad, a bunch of cusswords bunched [together] [ [FOXFIRE: You said it best, man. [ [end note ICIS: Look at us. Sitting around here, mourning. I bet if Scott was here, he'd be ashamed. We have work to do. COMMANDER SETH: That's right man! We can't all just sit around here and mope like a bunch of pansies! Scott wouldn't want that! Scott wouldn't ever want that! ICIS: We must start planning immiedatley the direction to be taken with the new government! FOXFIRE: Agreed. We must continue to destroy those in the Empire who resist us. ICIS: Correct. We must work to patch the old scares of the Empire. COMMANDER SETH: Agreed. ICIS: Note: I don't like this- maybe it should just go straight to them in the government room so that you know they run things. CEDAR, after the scene, goes to an isolated spot and pulls out his communication device. CEDAR: Base One, this is Cedar, you won't believe what has transpired. [pause] Base One, do you read me? Base One, do you copy? Suddenly, the static clears up, and you see the dead face of the man Cedar formerly talked to. You can tell white hands are holding up his head and jaw and making it talk like some sort of sick corpse puppet. It's the ducks, who in this scene in the communicator seem pure evil and resemble the martians from mars attacks. They are moving his jaw up and down to make it look as though he is talking. MAN (via Duck voice, sounds like Donald duck. The head is being minuplated through wild gestures and hangs limp except when turbeuently shaken up): Yes, yes, we read you loud and clear, Cedar, what is your current location? [the ducks kind of let the head fall a little, and they all start laughing like a child would laugh when it's doing something it thinks its funny which is actually pissing you off] DUCKS: Quaack!! Quack quack quack quack!! [laughter. You see basically shadow outlines and duck puppets that will be silhouettes] CEDAR: You sick bastards!!!! DUCKS (one of them holding the head, the voice is really corny, like a little girl playing with puppets): No, hold on, [for this the ducks all stop laughing] Cedar, I'd like to help you, but I'm afraid I am a lit-le dead at the moment. HAQ Quack quack quack! [the ducks once more erupt into laughter] Suddenly, a dark hand grips the camera the ducks must be using, and you see the duck that was screwing around gets a little aghast, quacks in terror, and runs away. The screen swirls around to the overlord. OVERLORD: Cedar! We have found a way through your temperol sync. We will dance upon your grave. The communicator suddenly turns off. CEDAR: Oh, crap. [like YAGD16] The scene noticeably shifts to a large conference room. We are now at the meeting place for the People's Council. ICIS, FOXFIRE, and COMMANDER SETH all take seats, along with a bunch of other characters known as REPRESENTITIVES. There is a general hum of noise about, as they all mill about discussing matters. Finally, a man's voice is heard banging a malet against a wooden block. It is the COUNCIL LEADER. COUNCIL LEADER: Order! Order! [the general sound goes down] I, William Drakas [drake-us] Scott hereby declere this meeting of the People's Council to come to order. Seeing as how we haven't done things this way since Emperor Gilobee took power and abolished it, it should be interesting to see how things turn out. We must now state any new business. REPRESENTIVE1: [calling out] New business! COUNCIL LEADER: State your business. The REPRESENTIVE1 begins to declare a social problem. COMMANDER SETH turns over to FOXFIRE. COMMANDER SETH: I feel strange. I was never cut out for politics. ICIS: Yeah, and from the looks of things, you're not alone. Foxfire, were did we get these people again? FOXFIRE: These were all members of or decendents of the People's Council that existed beforeGilobee took power. After he died, it seemed like a good idea to reinstate them. ICIS: [scoffing] So weak [frown of discontempt]. How can a nation be led by a room full of arguing old nannies? FOXFIRE: We'll hopefully, that'll change after the new election takes place. ICIS: New election? [kind of like, "what?" and then- remembering it] Oh yes, the new election. Councilman, councilman! COUNCIL LEADER: Yes, Icis. ICIS: I wish to discuss the recently apointed elections. COUNCIL LEADER: What is your concern. ICIS: They should be done away with. EVERYONE: What? Now? What's the point of that? [ad lib] ICIS: The people who elected those in this room were brought up in a sane, civilized world which existed before the new Emperor took control. Do you really think that such a shook up and shaken society, with such recently aquired powers which it did not have to fight for, such be allowed to vote at this time? I say no! The entire escapade would scream instability, coruption, and revolution! [there is a loud clamor] COUNCIL LEADER: Now surely, you cannot be serious. We cannot let this council become a monarchy! ICIS: Which is why I elect a plan to keep the current council in for the next ten years! At the end of this period, we will hold the new elections.[clamor is heard again] COUNCIL LEADER: Order! ORDER! [banging malet] REPRESENTIVE2: He is right, you know. REPRESENTIVE3: Yes. The people have lived so long under propaganda and lies that they are not yet educated enough to make good, serious voters. REPRESENTIVE1: It would lead the country to ruin! [Everyone begins to talk loudly about the consequences] COMMANDER SETH: Wait! We did not fight to replace a single dictator with a room full of ones! [No one listens. They continue to shout.] COUNCIL LEADER: Order! Order! [guess what he does. If you guessed that he banged the malet, oh crap, you're right] All of those in favor of the proposed ten year plan, say "Aye!" EVERYONE (except COMMANDER SETH and FOXFIRE): Aye! COUNCIL LEADER: All of those against said plan, say, "Nay!" COMMANDER SETH and FOXFIRE: Nay! COUNCIL LEADER: The Aye's have it! This council shall now exist for a further ten years before new elections take place. FOXFIRE: [very angry] This is outragous!! ICIS: [to FOXFIRE, cooly] Don't worry about it. It really is for the best. The clamor ends, and we suddenly see a field with smoking pieces of armor. They are the arms and feet of ELECTROYSIS. CRAGE's incapacitated body lies out as well. We see the single duck waddle up to a control pad lying on the ground, and flip a cover up with his beak and kick a large red button which says, "ReSet". At once, all the LCD screens fly up, and make a kind of DeLorean from Back to the Future sound. Across the screen, text which reads "Input current command," pops up. ELECTROYSIS begins to rappidly hit numbers on the number pad with his beak very, very quickly. Finally you see pieces of metal come together to form a whole legs and arms, which fly through the air and begin to land in order of foot to head, rebuilding ELECTROYSIS' armor shell Constructicon style. The camera goes up from the feet to the head to watch this happening, and finally, we see the duck do a back flip into open back compartament, and when the shallow helmet forms, the odly human face comes forward. ELECTROYSIS is back! He puts out his arms in fists and pulls in. ELECTROYSIS: Ha ha ha! Yees! YEESSSS! ELECTROYSIS flexes his limbs a bit, as though to see that everything is working properly, and walks over to CRAGE, who is lying face down on the ground. ELECTROYSIS opens a panel in his forearm and draws out two wires which he connects to CRAGE. Slowly, fluids begin to fly in, and CRAGE starts to breath again. He finally gets up and there is a hideous sound of air realeasing. ELECTROYSIS: Are you alright, Comrade? CRAGE: Yes. Optical clarity not at maximum, cordination unsteady, but brain activity out of commotose state. ELECTROYSIS: Excellent. My emergency self destruct does not seem to interfere with my suits current abilities. I stashed away additional powercells before the battle. Let us seek them out. CRAGE: Yes, Electroysis. The Two run away horrifyingly into the horizon. There is a large balchony overlooking a crowd of spectators. They all seem to be screaming. We see JETSUNE step out onto the balchony, and up to a podium. ICIS and GRUNGE acompany him. JETSUNE steps up to the podium. JETSUNE: Greetings, followers and workers of the magnificient Deflecto! We are here to announce news that will no doubt go down in the pages of Histroy itself! In mere days, those who have doubted the policies and ethics of Deflecto will be ground into dust beneath our feet! CROWD: YEAH!!!!!!!! JETSUNE: I am now turning the floor over to the new member of the people's council who has helped us to increase the profits by eliminating the old out of date restrictions under which we were formely so... restricted. Please welcome Icis Winston! ICIS steps up to the podium, smiling. ICIS: I am pleased to announce that there will be no more govermental restrictions on the Deflecto Organization or its trading or cloning policies thanks to a recently passed govermental decree! CROWD: YEAH!!!!!! ICIS: No longer will your research be tainted by restrictions! You now have the freedom to work on and profit on your projects! Freedom that was destroyed under that fiend, Gilobee!! CROWD: YEAH!!! JETSUNE: Let us thank our friend Icis, and on this day, vow to begin a new age- an age of progress!! The Age of- Deflecto!!! CROWD: YEAHH!!! Suddenly, we see a TV displaying the public event. The camera goes to CEDAR, who is holding a remote control and looking at the Television. He turns off the TV with his remote. His arm is cradled on the chair, his feet extended. The camera zooms in on Cedars eyes. He takes off his hat and rubs his chin his his fisted hand. Suddenly, the screen cuts to the future. But it is not the same future we have seen before. Several little children are playing around. A man named BENIE is watching over them as they play in a junkyard. BENIE: That's good! Keep it up, you'll need those skills!! The man is looking over them like a coach. These kids are used in public fights, similar to the baby fights in the beginning. Suddenly, a car drives up, and three duck like creatures step out of the car similar to how the agents step out in the Matrix. They cross over to him. You see they are soldiers of some kind. On the side of the car reads "SUPREME HUMAN SPECIMEN RESOURCE GATHERING". On the side of this text is the facists duck symbol we saw at the beginning. These soldiers are obviously here to collect the best human samples possible. You see the Ducks begin to argue with BENIE. He is eventually screaming at them and pointing at the kids who are playing in the garbage, but there is no sound. Suddenly, you see a duck shove him across the face. He stumbles back and pulls out a gun, but the ducks all begin to shoot at him. He is repelled back onto a wall and falls down, Godfather Part 1 style. You see some kids turn around and scream "Nooo!!!". They all begin to run at the ducks, but the ducks panic slopily and begin to fire at them. The kids all fall, except one. The largest of the children grabs the presses a button on the ducks suit (the same one ELECTROYSIS hit) and the duck explodes. The kid falls to the ground and grabs the gun that the duck was carring and begins to shoot wildly at the other ducks, hitting them all point blank range and blasted them back. He starts screaming and continusoly shoots at them. He finally runs out of ammo, and begins to look around. The scene wildly spins as you see the dead bodies of the kid's friends, the dead ducks, ect., with occasional cuts to the childs face, which is trembling. A low heartbeat murmur begins to get really loud as the spinning and cuts to the kids face become faster and more intense. Finally, as it gets so fast it's a blur, we see a close up on the kids face, and suddenly the camera zooms in on a dead ducks foot, and we see a tatoo which reads "DEFLECTO- DUCK MODEL 78046" The scene immiedatley cuts back to CEDAR, who suddenly and violently shutters. The door to his room suddenly opens and FOXFIRE steps in. He is pissed. FOXFIRE: Are you watching this bullsh--? [censored] CEDAR: What? [a little unsettled, he is jerked back to reality] Oh, the announcement. FOXFIRE: Icis thinks he has the power to take away those treaties just because Gilobee wrote them. The hell he does! CEDAR: Why doesn't the council veto him? FOXFIRE: I don't know. They're all insane. What idiots we were, reinstating them after the Coup. The're they're the reason Gilobee went to power. Putting them back in didn't change a thing. CEDAR: And thanks to the recent meeting, they'll be the ones running things for the next ten years. Complaining isn't going to change anything. FOXFIRE: You're right. But Icis is Scott's brother. Maybe he's has some ultimate plan. I just wonder how sending Division A and B to Ceeyrees on a diplomatic mission is going to help the people. Look at Cedar, a disturbed face becomes him as he stares at the TV. CEDAR: Yes. Something odd about this day... MAS at BNOTE -next, OVERLORD discovers the temperal sync, second, ICIS introduces EVIL JESUS to a disturbed council The scene changes to a council, meeting and talking about something indiscreet. Suddenly, there is a loud noise, as the lights begin to dim. COUNCIL LEADER: ... and so, I feel we have no other choice but to- [lights and power go down] what the hell? [he looks over to a man who runs in] Kyle, what's going on? KYLE: [salutes] General Icis regrets to inform you that he will be needing total control of the Fortress Maximum's power supply for the remainder of this hour. COUNCIL LEADER: [saying the word General as though, "General? Who does this a-hole think he is?"] General Icis? The raving lunatic! If he is up to anything suppisious, I'll have a few choice words to give to him. ICIS: [walking in abruptly] Then why not say them now. Could be your last chance for a while there, Sanders. COUNCIL LEADER: Icis, what is the meaning of this!? You've left us defenseless for the next hour without so much as a memo or a mention! ICIS: Maybe if this council didn't spend so much time writing memos and mentions, we'd have more time to actually get down to governing. That's my vision. COUNCIL LEADER: And eliminate due process? You're describing total anarchy! Every member of this council would be freelancing about in your manner, abolishing rules and treaties and doing whatever the hell they want! That's your vision! ICIS: Of course not. You see, in my vision, you all are already dead. You see, with so many people, it would be impossible to keep stability. Which is why I hereby declare that this current council is no longer fit to rule the Empire. To enforce my new decree, I present to you my newest creation. Bill! [addressing a hench over a microphone] Is it ready? BILL: Jesus is standing by. COUNCIL MAN1: Jesus? ICIS: Or more precisely, evil Jesus. You see, by warping the chromosomes of Gilobee's last and finest project to a negative degree, we were able to alternate the clones power and increase it, while keeping it controlable. He is, in effect, an alternate evil version of the most powerful man to ever live. COUNCIL MAN1: [reacting as door opens and Evil Jesus steps out of the elevator door] Jesus Christ!!! A door opens, and smoke fills the room in a surreal style. Suddenly, we see a man, draped in a large leather jacket and sporting a pair of sunglasses. The camera goes on pauls sunglasses only, as his head goes down in an evil fashion. EVIL JESUS: Jesus says die!! [Evil Jesus takes off with a karate cry and jump kicks into a council member on the side of the table. The member falls, and turns to negative art and dies. EVIL JESUS begins killing council members left and right. You hear screaming as the silhouettes of fighting figures lap the wall as ICIS grins evil. Finally, EVIL JESUS throws down the last victum, the COUNCIL LEADER.] ICIS: [to dead Leader] See? Aren't we more efficient this way? Grunge! GRUNGE: Yes, General Icis. ICIS: It is time to begin the main plain. Send over five of the new DNA specimens to Ceeyrees and order them to attack. Send a message to the president of Ceeyrees. Tell him that if he does not turn over the land given to him by Gilobee within the next three hours, we will continue with our biological weapons. GRUNGE: But sir, we have many agents over in that area. ICIS: I know. I know all too well!! GRUNGE: [understanding] Yes, sir. The scene changes to the Presidential meeting room. The president speaks in awkard inflections. ADVISOR: Mr. President, the Emperor has stated that it will declare war on the states of Ceeyrees if you do not give over the land you bought from Gilobee. PRESIDENT: Hmmm... that land was very good. We cannot let it go for our resources we paid were too great. Super Crazy Guy- SUPER CRAZY GUY: Hawarrr! PRESIDENT: I need you to go to the occupied enemy area immiediatley and put a stop to their menace. SUPER CRAZY GUY: Yeah- okiiee! COMING NEXT SCENE: Super Crazy Guy is now out to fight Division A and Division B, who must risk their lives in hostile territory. On their way back, they find ICIS and demand to know what is going on. BNOTE: Starting at this point, I don't like where the script goes. Perhaps it should cut to another scene now. CEDAR: [starts laughing] Ha ha ha, you're dreaming. I've seen the future. Everyone's dead or dying. The humans that survive are hunted like dogs or sold into slavery and traded like commodities. And I think I know now that Deflecto's the source of the problem. FOXFIRE: Deflecto? How do you figure that? CEDAR: I've been searching through that diskette I made when we stormed the Fortress Maximum. Did you know that the Deflecto corperation's been genetically enhancing ducks for the past twenty years? FOXFIRE: Ducks? Why on Earth would they do that? CEDAR: Because Deflecto isn't a tightly secure company of highly intilligent scientists with high morals and ethics. They screw and tamper around with anything and everything they can get there's hands on. But that's not they're worst quality. Oh no. What I hate most of what I've seen of Deflecto is they're want to work only for the highest bidder. Weapons, war, that's all they sell. FOXFIRE: But still, why would they conduct research on cloning ducks? CEDAR: Oh, it isn't cloning for a purely organic weapon, Foxfire. They've been designing bio-organic interface mechanisms to cooperate with machinery. Armor, guns- FOXFIRE: Electroysis and Crage! CEDAR: Yes. And if Icis is supporting them, then perhaps its time we do a little check-up on our old friend. [OVERLORD analyzation, Cedar's take, or more ICIS/govt. thing] Later on, at ICIS vs SUPERHATS The scene takes place at the hall of the people's council room. SUPER HAT 1 brakes in. SUPERHAT1: Icis! ICIS: Yes? SUPERHAT1: We have come here to lodge a complaint against the Empire on behalf of the Superhats. ICIS: Oh really? SUPERHAT2: You have no right to send armed troops across the borders of Ceeyrees (C- rees). SUPERHAT1: You have broken over twenty-five international treaties and your guirella troops are now claiming my land. SUPERHAT2: We wish to hear and explanation for your actions. ICIS: You don't say. [He turns around, his back to the men] Tell me, gentlemen, how many gallons of water does it take to kill a human being? SUPERHAT2: [puzzled look] What? ICIS: Oh, nothing, gentlemen, just a question of endurance, that's all. It's obvious from your visit here that Ceeyrees does not believe it would hold against an Empireal attack. SUPERHAT1: What are you saying? ICIS: I'm saying that you can't come in here and bully us around. Ceeryees traded with the Empire all the time back when it was ruled by that Maniac, Gilobee. It stole the works of our sweat and blood and in return gave presents to fat men. I do not apoligize for anything I have done to that murderous country. SUPERHAT2: [they look around, a bit nervous] Well then, we have no choice. As delegates working under the legion of the Super Hats, we have come here to place you under international arrest and take you back to Legon (lay-gone), Capital of the International Committee, to stand trial. SUPERHAT1: Resist, and we will use force. ICIS: Really? Fine by me, guys, I'll go peacefully, just let me get some business in order. By the way, [ICIS turns around to the camera, his dark eyes looking down] the answer, is thirty-six gallons. In a burst of light Evil Jesus, the Leprachuan, and several other genetic monsters come crashing into the room. The Superhats fight by doing a series of dances, but one by one they are impaled or decapatated. Finally, all of the delegates are dead. They low on the ground, and the genetic creatures mill about. ICIS: [to creatures] Biz-koo! Guapo! Kenobee! [the creatures all file out] GRUNGE: Icis!! Jesus Christ!!! Even the Empire didn't make use of those genetic weapons on diplomats!! ICIS: [turns around, you can see him seem to shrink GRUNGE as his teeth grit in anger] And what are you going about it, Bob? I run the show around here now. Got that, Sparky?! [grabs him by the scruff of the shirt] GRUNGE: Ye... ye.. yes. [trembling] ICIS: Then don't forget it! Get the hell out of here. GRUNGE: [as he walks away, in a mumble] Neither did they train the creatures in launguages I didn't understand. The scene after this should have the OVERLORD speaking in the same launguage. 'This is an alternate version of the fight scene, starting right as the two ducks are in back of the car and CEDAR explains what they are: GRASSLAMPERN: I don't care what it is! If it's attacking us, I'm going to take it down! [pulls out assault rifle and begins to walks towards back, where the deadly duo is punching into the walls of the car] Fox, these windows tinted? FOXFIRE: Yep. GRASSLAMPERN walks to the back door, where the two ducks are trying to burst in, and sticks a gun pointed through the window at CRAGE's chest. At that moment, CRAGE looks through the window like, "What the heck?" and suddenly GRASSLAMPERN fires and sends CRAGE flying off of the car and down the road. He quickly adjusts aim and shoots ELECTROYSIS through the window too, sending him flying. GRASSLAMPERN: Yeah! We did it! CEDAR: GrassLampern! The're much more powerful than that, get back! GRASSLAMPERN: Cedar, I'm pretty sure I just say them fly out the back- As he is saying this, suddenly two huge hands break in through the window holes GRASSLAMPERN made and grab him by his neck. He pulls him forward and smashes through the windows. ELECTROYIS: Death to the sapiens! ELECTROYSIS holds GL in one hand by the neck as a shield, and fires with the other hand. Every one in the front seats duck. ELECTROYSIS picks up GL by the neck and looks into his eyes. ELECTROYSIS: Ever played three man and the devil? At this point, everyone is in the back of the car standing up and fighting, blasting laser guns and such. ELECTROYSIS stands in defiance, the shots hitting him and bouncing off as he laughs. CEDAR: And when are you going to finally understand- [utmost cornyness] that ducks can't drive! ELECTROYSIS: Whhaat?? The camera looks to the steering wheel. No one is driving the car as they have all gradually left to the battle in the back seat. CEDAR: Jump! [all of the reasistence jumps off as the car goes into a ravine. And now, back to the story. NOTE: There should be a plot where cookie arm finds out prophecy that he will be betrayed, and you think it would be Cedar. SCRIPT APPENDIX CASTING: CEDAR- (Matt Ryan)-The man from the future who will change the fate of the Universe. COOKIE ARM-(Tim Simpson)- Scott Winston's superpowered alter ego, who leads the resistence movement against the Empire using the powers of his superior intelligence, bravery, and his dough cannon. ICIS-(Tim Simpson)- Scott Winston's brother who was tortured in prison by the Empire. After Scotts fall, his new plan lies in gaining control over the Regime, and then to destroy Deflecto, the SuperHats, and whatever other forces stand in his way to becoming the ruler of the world. The dark betrayer who will try to control the world by becoming the most powerful being to ever live (Quaktus) COMMANDER SETH-(Seth Carr)- The Bad-A mo fo mission commander who is good friends with Cookie Arm and must take over after his fall. Seth would fight and die for the cause of justice and peace. ELECTROYSIS- (Joel Funderberg)- The evil duck from the future who operates a humanoid mech. He travels through time to destroy Cedar. CRAGE- A dark cyborg who travels from the future to hunt down Cedar. JESUS- (Paul West)- The cloned Jesus who is originally a cat. EMPIRE- The evil man who leads the old world. QUAKTUS- The evil, all empowered mutant who is the combination of human and queen duck DNA, and later leads to the ducks' control of Earth FOXFIRE- (Eric Risser)- A soldier who uses his weapon skills to aid the resistence KICKSTEAL- Lightning fast steal man COMMIE NEXT DOOR- (Joel Funderberg)- Don'tcha ask for more MCCAIN- Drugdealer who is killed for selling the Empire bad crack PRESIDENT OF NICARAGUA- Pepsi bottle who is betrayed by the Empire RUFUS THE DOG- Talking dog DX-59- The typical robot/cyborb duck commando of the future AVERAGE DUCK- PRESIDENT(Yagd32) DETICTIVE THEORIES ON ACHIEVING SPECIAL EFFECTS- DEATH OF CARSTODY- When Carstody fails the overlord, his body is shocked by lighting, and his body turns to negative art and fades away. To do this, Joel's camcorder could use the digital effect to grab his body while in negative art and place it over the normal scene. By conteniosly grabbing it with decreasing lighting, it will look as though the body is fading away. LIST- Ducks Jesus Dogs Something to do with three man and the devil Cookie Arm Managamo- Council of ducks Presidente de Nicagura Leprecuan Commie Next Door Super Hats ?Dective Captain of Starship and Ensiegn Vampire Raul The Retard Professor Jinkins Super Crazy Guy President of USA Nazi Attack Dogs Cookie Arm Jesus CHARACTER PROFILES COOKIE ARM- Inspired by: Optimus Prime- Look-Cookie Arm returns with much more flair. The overshirt is now more greyish, with a slightly greenish tone, as opposed to the pure brown color it has been. The undershirt is a sharp blue. Cookie Arm now sports a black tie with white stripes, and pants that are the blue with a silver tint (not like flammer silver, but enough to coralate with the shirt). DOUGH CANNON- The box that gave Cookie Arm his name returns with a complete overhaul. It looks as though the orginal box (which is now longer a Little Debbie Oatmeal Crème Pie box, but an orginal one of our own deisgn) has been overun by cybernetic housing, making it look very futuristic. A panel on the front opens up and the inside has red arrows pointing out. On the top is a small aimer. Metal has been attatched to the sides. CEDAR- Look-Cedar wears those long style boots like Neo from the Matrix and MadMax. He wears a large jacket which hangs down to his shoes. He wears the Mister Films hat (possibly) and a black shirt. He sports the infamous blue gun. This is insuffiecient for the main character, but I'll write more later. He may be completely redesigned. ICIS- Inspired by Sine- Costume- Icis wears a black jacket and green shirt, and blue jeans. He also uses gators covered by black kneapads, and then black tennis shoes which makes him a almost a boot. He might wear red skate boarding pads as well. He wears the Red Superhat. His facial tone must be very pale and white compared to Cookie Arm's, but the red of his mouth and eyes needs to stick out. Not overdone Crow white, but he should look much like a pale person. He holders a sword which is designed like those Nurf swords, but the blade probably needs to be redesigned. (possibly covered with duck tape) COMMANDER SETH- Inspired by Ultra Magnus, all great second in command bad-a but not quite the full hero characters- Costume-Wears a cammo uniform resembling those in 3 kings only green. He wears saggy pants and black combat boots. He wears a green beret and his glasses, and his shirt will be padded to make him look more buff. He sport a mean looking shotgun with a band around his chest. EVIL JESUS- Looks- Start off with Terrosist Jesus from part 19. The white shirt looks the same but instead now has a red arrow where that "Chior" text was. He wears a leather jacket as well, and sports the same cool shades and red berret. Evil Jesus fights in hand to hand combat. ELECTROYSIS- Metalic robotic linings must be made from spray painted cardboard. The head looks like a helmet, with the duck bill over the top for a human face to go through. The poor saps face must be painted grey or bluish. It will be very, very hard to do. CRAGE- In all actuality, Crage will be easier to do than Electroysis. Electroysis is more of a duck in a mech suit, while Crage is a cybernetically enhanced duck who sports a sort of skin (like those aliens from Independence Day, I guess, although he looks nothing like them). Crage wears a hood, and long cape, and shouldn't be to hard to pull off. FOXFIRE- Primarily red shades. Wears red and orange. Yeah. SOUNDTRACK OH THE TERRIBLE LUCK-\ Played during the major duck fight of the future. Oh the terrible luck! I could not believe I had walked into the trash can! What the crap! What the crap was this and who was that now? Ohhh, oo-oooh oh, ohhh oh ohhh, oh ohhhh ooh oh oh To live a life of torment, To almost beg to die To be mocked by God himself when You've lost the will to try But I could not realize- The truth within- The only possible way that I could ever win- Life unforgiven! Let them size the day! To be at the steps of justice- To be turned away! I DON'T UNDERSTAND (credit music 1) I don't understand, Why must you demand That everything, Be such a selection? I don't understand Come back to the land Why must everything be perfection? At the end of the day! I want to hear you say!! You's all gonna die! Can't you see? Can't you see what you are doing to me?!! Eee, eeee Can't you see? Can't you see what you have done! Oh, as much as I try so much to get past But I just don't think it will last!! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You Muddas All Gonna Die! [solo] Why can't, you just understand? That I can't, meet your new plan. Lives have been shattered, Time has been broken. You left me standing in the battlefield Barrel's smokin'! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! Oh I can't understand! Why can't you just find A way around, this demand! Understand and demand rhyme, oh yes Yes, yes yes yes, yes yes yes Yes yes yes yes yes yes yeeesss-es! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! Oh, You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! You's All Gonna Die! ... All Gonna DieEE! All Gonna diiieeeeee! All Gonna DIIIIIIEEEEEEE! ALL GONNA DIE! You's All Gonna Die!! Yeah! That's a rap fella, let it up. FIGHT THE DUCKS (Yagd4 Remix) (Credit Music 2) You's All Gonna Die Fourrr! The ducks are back for more! You gotta fight the ducks! ALL: Gotta fight the ducks! You gotta fight the ducks! ALL: Fight the ducks!! Ohh, ewww eww eww ew! [Guitar solo] Cuz the ducks they won't say no! They aren't going to pack up their bags and go, Nah, you gotta fight them. At the end of the day! You gotta, kick back and say! That you fought the ducks! That you fought the ducks! So let's fight the ducks together. You and me, friends forever, Gotta fight the ducks. ALL: Gotta fight the ducks! You gotta fight the ducks! ALL: FIGHT THE DUCKS! [solo, end]