50 Things to do in an Elevator! (Actually, only 39 right now...)

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darnit! All of you just SHUT UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your breifcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

4. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

7. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

8. Meow occcasionally.

9. Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter in your nose.

10. Stare wide-eyed at another passenger for a while, then accounce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

11. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers.

12. When the elvator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

13. Say "Ding" at each floor.

14. Say, "I wonder what these do?" and push/pull all the red buttons & knobs.

15. Draw a little square on the floor with chalf and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".

16. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

17. Make axplosion soises when anyone presses a button.

18. Start panting heavily, close your eyes and begin chanting, "Enclosed spaces are fun. Enclosed spaces are fun..."

19. When no-one is looking, grab the elevator's hand rails and begin shaking the elevator from side to side and shout, "Oh my Gosh!"

20. Wear "x-ray specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

21. Grab the elevator phone and pretend you are talking to God.

22. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap then on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

23. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

24. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

25. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

26. Pick up a cell phone and "pretend" to phone the psychic hotline, but just talk into the phone. "What floor am I on?" then repeat what the phycic "replies" with the actual floor you're on. After doing this  a few times, listen to the phone a while and nod. After repeatedly saying "Yep, mmm-hmmm" look at the passenger next to you and scream. Then run to the other side of the elevator.

27.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

28. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

29. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

30. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

31. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

32. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

33. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

34. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

35. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them ocassionally.

36. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

37. Swat at flies that don't exist.

38. Tell people that you can see their aura.

39. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

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