THE POOPIE LIST!

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• Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there are no poopies in the toilet.
  
• Clean Poopie - The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
  
• Wet Poopie - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between you buns.
  
• Second Wave Poopie - It happens when you're done poopie-ing in the toilet and you've pulled your pants up to your knees then you realize that you have to poopie some more.
  
• Pop A Vein In The Head Poopie - The kind where you strain so much that you almost have a stroke.
  
• Richard Simmons Poopie - You poopie so much that you lose 30 pounds.
  
• Log Poopie - The kind of poopie that is so huge that you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little peices with the toilet brush.
  
• Gassy poopie - It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
  
• Corn Poopie - Self explanitory.
  
• Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie - It's the kind when you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp, and fart a little.
  
• Spinal Tap Poopie - That's when it hurts so bad coming out, you thought for sure is was leaving you sideways.
  
• Wet cheeks poopie - (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your buns so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
  
• Suprise Poopie - The kind that mysteriously shows up in your pants when you thought all you would do is fart.
  
• Jalapeno Poopie - The kind of poopie that after you poopie it out, you're butt stings for 12 hours afterwards.
  
• Deadly Poopie - The poopie that stinks so much that everyone in the same building as you faints.
  
• The Oopsy Poopie - The poopie that comes out just before you make it to the bathroom.
  
• The Brussel Sprouts Poopie - The poopie that comes out green after eating cotton candy.
  
• Where's The Toilet Paper Poopie - The Poopie that jumps out on a camping trip and you're forced to use leaves.
  
• Waterfall Poopie - The poopie that is so liquidy that it starts to drip off your legs.
  
• Oh Oh Spaghettio Poopie - The kind that is so stringy that you swear it could be used for pasta (Also known as the Spiral Poopie).
  
• The Drunk Poopie - The poopie that leaves skid marks on your gonchees.
  
• The Poopie That Won't Leave - The poopie that after getting flushed down the toilet, comes bobbing back to the top of the toilet bowl.
  
• The Firework Poopie - the poopie that seems to take forever to begin, but when it does, it's awsome. Theres a lot of Oohing and Ahhing. You never know when it's going to stop. But when it does, it's a grand finish!

• Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet.
  
• Mexican Food Poopie- It smells so bad the room is condemned.
  
• Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesn't stink.
  
• Fisherman's Bobber Poopie- That's the kind where you're in the public restroom, and there are two people waiting
  for your stall. You poopie and flush two times, but several golfball-sized pieces are still floating on the water.
  
• I Just Found My Pee-Pee Poopie- The kind where a young teenage boy goes into the bathroom with the new
  Victoria's Secret catalog, and comes out 10 minutes later without flushing the toilet.
  
• The VanGough Poopie- That's where after you poopie, you are shocked to see all the different colors in your
  poopie, and try to figure out what you ate to do it again.
  
• The Show-And-Tell Poopie- You're so impressed with you own poopie, you leave it in the bowl so all your friends
  can appreciate it too.
  
• Half Poopie- That's the kind that breaks off too soon, so half falls in to bowl and half stays hanging........ (
  a.k.a....The Wipers Nightmare aka... The Cliffhanger)
  
• Paralyzing Poopie- When you're sitting poopie-ing so long your legs fall asleep.
  
• He Just Poopied, Poopie- When you get done poopie-ing, you put your shorts back on and go out in public with those
  identifying bright red pressure circle on the back of your legs for all to see.
  
• Stand On The Toilet Poopie- When you feel like air dropping your poopie from 6 feet above the bowl. (Bombs
  away!)
• The Jalepeno Poopie: This is a fetid, rotten, greasy, poopie with a peculiar odor, but the first thing you notice about this
  poopie is that it burns on its way out. The cleanup process when you are done poopie-ing is usually long and involved and requires half a roll of toilet paper. A strange burning, itchy "sensation" will stay with you for quite some time causing you to pucker up your smell hole all day long.
  
  The Snake Poopie: This poopie (as it was put) usually follows a hearty meal of bagels and salad (?!). When it comes out you are expecting a normal poopie, but instead a very long and very thin snaky poopie starts to flow out of your poopie shoot. It accumulates on the bottom of the toilet bowl and starts to coil up like a snake. If you are lucky, and depending on the quality of the bagels, the snake poopie may come out unbroken in one long, continuous strand so that it peeks above the water line like an ugly, brown snake.
  
  The Dairy Queen Poopie (Mr. Wippy): This poopie comes out soft and squishy and starts to pile up on itself just just like a frozen yogurt(sp?) at Dairy Queen. It even caps off with a little pinch, just like real frozen yogurt.
  
  The Breach Poopie: This poopie starts to come just like a normal poopie but stops suddenly half way out. Desite your best efforts, the poopie refuses to come out. Your only recourse at that point is to suck it back and try moving it around so as to better align it for a retry.
  
  The Perkalating Butt-Coffee Poopie: This isn't really a poopie at all, but a tortorous form of the runs. You may get lucky
  and get a good run at first, but eventually, it will become a steady and meager series of a few drips and small chunky things that come out like coffee does in a perkalator (which I don't know how to spell).

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