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Men who put cream in tart not always bakers!
Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.
Sex on beach is like American beer - effing near water.
Man like baby - want to suck tit all day.
Naked man fears no pickpocket.
Man who masturbate only screwing himself.
Schoolboy who lay girl during a period get caught red handed
Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
He who chases cars will soon get exhausted.
Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Man who screws near graveyard is effing near dead.
Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.
Woman who bake beans and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.
Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting
headache.
Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down.
Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down.
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.
Cows without legs are ground beef
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in all his orders
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy
Man who put rooster in freezer get a stiff cock
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy
No difference between man and mouse - both end up in pussy
Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed
Man who put willis on stove have hot rod.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bankok.
Doctor solve problem of constipation with pencil.
Woman who spring on inner spring this spring have oofspring next spring
(Submitted by Joe Wilson)