Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The OFFICE.... But Aren`t:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I`ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk.... NOW!!!
5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it`s out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It`s an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you`ll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office...but isn`t:
1. It`s not fair, I do all the work while he just sits there!

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in GOLF.... But Aren`t:

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can`t get a goodgrip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn`t:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In LAW..... But Aren`t

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let`s do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law........ but isn`t:
1. Think you can get me off?