Have you ever wondered about some things in life? Have you ever contemplated over certain instances? Have you ever thought about how mess up our world is? Are you getting tired of all these dumb questions? Read on for some more...

Interesting Questions!

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes; why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they lock gas stations restrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why do we need a hot water heater? If it's hot it doesn't need to be heated.
How can we have jumbo shrimp?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why, when lights are out, they are invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?
Why do we call them apartments when they are all together?
If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?
When will a building actually become a built?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
f it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are do we have hemmroids on our butt and asteroids in outer space? (Submitted by: Jason M. King)
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money get together?
How do they get a deer to cross at those yellow road signs?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream containers?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't if follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked
and dry cleaners depressed?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an Algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on "stun"?
How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
If all the world is a stage, why is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
If most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do you read stuff like this when there are no answers?!
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland
called "Holes?

"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who
drives a race car not called a racist?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing
night gowns?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin with.

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get
a Philips Screwdriver?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry
cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?