Jokes

This jokes are not offensive to anyone

How can you know if you have been on-line too much?

> You don't remember where is the "off" button of your computer

> You use more then 20 passwords

> You find yourself engaged to someone you have never actually met...

Exept through e-mail.

> You ask a friend: "What's that big shiny thing?" he says: "It's the sun."

> While reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look

at the photograph.

> Someone tells you to remember something and you look for the

"File/Save" command.

> Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to the bottom.

> You wake up at 3 a.m to go to the bathroom and stop and check your

e-mail on the way back to bed.