Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do" ) win.document.writeln ( "the " + form.active.value + " for both of us. Well, I've done" ) win.document.writeln ( "a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing:" ) win.document.writeln ( form.nouns.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "
I'm saying that because it's true. Inside of us we both know" ) win.document.writeln ( "your " + form.body.value + " doesn't belong here." ) win.document.writeln ( "If that plane leaves the ground and you and your " + form.animal.value + " are not on it, you'll" ) win.document.writeln ( "regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but " + form.future.value ) win.document.writeln ( ", and for the rest of your life." ) win.document.writeln ( "
Forget about us. We'll always have " + form.veg.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "I'm no good at being " + form.quality.value + ", but it doesn't" ) win.document.writeln ( "take much to see that the problems of three little people" ) win.document.writeln ( "don't amount to a " + form.object.value + " in this " + form.adj.value ) win.document.writeln ( " world. Some day you'll understand that." ) win.document.writeln ( "
Here's looking at you, kid!" ) win.document.writeln ( "
(Inspired by Casablanca)
" ) } else if ( form.area[3].checked ) { win.document.writeln ( "I'm a very smart guy. I haven't a feeling or scruple in the world." ) win.document.writeln ( "All I have is the itch for money. And " + form.veg.value + ". But mostly money." ) win.document.writeln ( "For twenty-five bucks a day and expenses," ) win.document.writeln ( "I do my thinking myself, what there is of it." ) win.document.writeln ( "I risk my whole future, the hatred of the cops, and my own " + form.body.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "I'm expected to say thank you very much, if you have any more trouble," ) win.document.writeln ( "I hope you'll think of me." ) win.document.writeln ( "I do all this for twenty-five bucks a day, day in day out, like an old " + form.object.value ) win.document.writeln ( "that your " + form.animal.value + " dragged in." ) win.document.writeln ( "
Go ahead - tell me I'm no better than " + form.nouns.value + ". I've been called worse than that." ) win.document.writeln ( "What do you think I am - " + form.quality.value + "?" ) win.document.writeln ( "Now you offer me fifteen grand. How long will that last? Maybe till " + form.future.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "Then again, maybe not." ) win.document.writeln ( "
Do you think I'm going to take your " + form.adj.value + " money and walk away?" ) win.document.writeln ( "Think again, sister." ) win.document.writeln ( "
(Inspired by The Big Sleep)
" ) } else if ( form.area[2].checked ) { win.document.writeln ( "Let me start by saying that the real truth is that I was betrayed and thrown and double-crossed." ) win.document.writeln ( "By you, by our friends across the street, even by my " + form.animal.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "It was all part of your " + form.adj.value + " conspiracy that made Watergate look like a " + form.object.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "
You can all sit there looking like a bunch of " + form.quality.value + " little " + form.veg.value + "," ) win.document.writeln ( "but you've got no sense of responsibility. I've emphasised over and over that this wouldn't last forever," ) win.document.writeln ( "and everything would have to" ) win.document.writeln ( "be accounted for. Soon. Maybe even as soon as " + form.future.value + "," ) win.document.writeln ( "though you wouldn't believe it, looking at you sitting there now." ) win.document.writeln ( "
It was a constant battle, always the same thing. Here I am, " + form.active.value + " for my life," ) win.document.writeln ( "only to get stabbed in the back whenever I turned it." ) win.document.writeln ( "You had no idea - none of you could even keep your " + form.body.value + " out of the " + form.nouns.value ) win.document.writeln ( "if you wanted to. Not that you did." ) win.document.writeln ( "
It was a disgraceful business, the whole thing. But I expected no better." ) win.document.writeln ( "
(Inspired by The Caine Mutiny)
" ) } else if ( form.area[1].checked ) { win.document.writeln ( "I'm sorry I was in no mood to receive you last night. That was the " + form.animal.value + " in me talking." ) win.document.writeln ( "Did you come to tell me why you ran away? Well, you can tell me now - I'm reasonably " + form.quality.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "I got stuck with that " + form.adj.value + " box of " + form.veg.value ) win.document.writeln ( "- I think I'm entitled to know." ) win.document.writeln ( "
Was it because you couldn't stand the thought of always " + form.active.value ) win.document.writeln ( "like a " + form.object.value + "?" ) win.document.writeln ( "Well, I'm not " + form.active.value + " any more. I'm settled." ) win.document.writeln ( "Above a saloon and surrounded by " + form.nouns.value + "," ) win.document.writeln ( "it's true. But bring your " + form.body.value + " up some time." ) win.document.writeln ( "Oh, you might shake your head now. But you'll be there. I'm not saying you'll be there tonight." ) win.document.writeln ( "But come " + form.future.value + " - who knows?" ) win.document.writeln ( "
Walk up a flight. I'll be expecting you." ) win.document.writeln ( "
(Inspired by Casablanca)
" ) } else { win.document.writeln ( "You'll never understand me, but I'll try once more and then" ) win.document.writeln ( "we'll give it up." ) win.document.writeln ( "When a man's partner is killed he's supposed" ) win.document.writeln ( "to do something about it." ) win.document.writeln ( "It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him." ) win.document.writeln ( "He was your partner - together we were like " + form.adj.value + " " + form.veg.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "
I'm a detective and expecting me to run criminals down and" ) win.document.writeln ( "then let them go free is like asking my " + form.animal.value ) win.document.writeln ( " to catch " + form.nouns.value + " and let them go." ) win.document.writeln ( "It can be done, all right, and sometimes it is done, but it's" ) win.document.writeln ( "not the natural thing." ) win.document.writeln ( "
I've no reason in the world to think I can trust you." ) win.document.writeln ( "For all I know, you're as " + form.quality.value + " as a " + form.object.value ) win.document.writeln ( ". I couldn't be sure you wouldn't decide to shoot a hole in" ) win.document.writeln ( "my " + form.body.value + " some day. Maybe even " + form.future.value + "." ) win.document.writeln ( "I don't like the idea of always " + form.active.value + " because of you." ) win.document.writeln ( "
I won't play the sap for you." ) win.document.writeln ( "
(Inspired by The Maltese Falcon)
" ) }