jokes!
 
Q:what do you call a etheopian with a rat? A: A vegeterian
Q: Whats a fart in etheopia? A: A status sympol
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico city earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements
Q: Whats the difference between mother Theresa and a car tyre? A: Ever had Mother Theresa go down on you
Q: What would it take to get the beatles back together? A:  3 Bullets
Q: How did AIDS get into America? A: Up the hudson
Q: Who killed more Indians than John Wayne? A: Union Carbide
Q: Whats a lousy lay? A: A man who srews you all night with a 3 inch dick, then kisses you goodby with a 12 inch tongue
 warning: If you can't take a joke for a joke please don't read this section, thanxs
You wouldn't beleive it, it's as crazy  as can be.                              Q: Why was alcohol invented?
The place is Piccadilly, it's half past three.                                       A: So fat smelly pepole could get laid!
She wispered "will it hurt me & spoil my dress?"
He said don't worry dear, i'll try & avoid the mess.                          Q:Why don't Americans get piles?
Now calm yourself mr dear,                                                            A:Because they are perfect arseholes!
his voice betrayed his sin.
Just open a little wider,& let me put it in.                                          Q:Why do Australian men cum so quick?
"It's hurting quite a bit now", tears were in her eyes.                          A:Because they can't wait to get down to the pub to tell
"It's rather painful, it must be quite a size".                                             their mates!
Suddenly it gave a jerk, she gave a frightful shout.
"Thank God for that experience,
I'm glad hes pulled it out"
Now listen carefully
A dentist's chair you'll find
It's not what you think it is
It's just YOUR dirty mind!!!!!!!!