More Triforce Rumours
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Rumour 7
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I read this on a different site and decided to pass it on. I found it to be a funny Triforce Rumor. Enjoy
I totally know how to score some serious Triforce-ness. First, you have to enter your name as Plompy. This will give you amazing farting powers. You have to go trough the game blowing every boss away with those deadly farts of doom. Then after you do that, the Owl comes down and totally scores you some beans. DON'T CHUG THOSE BEANS JUST YET! Go to Lon Lon Ranch and eat some grass with the horses. This will turn you into a Spider Monkey. Now, go challenge Gannon, he will step on you because you are a spider monkey, but then you need to whip out those beans of death and use them. You will unleash the mother of all farts, and blow Gannon around the world 2309572.235 times (I know, I measured). This kills him and when Zelda comes to score you a kiss, you fart on her (by accident) and kill her because you had too many of those beans. After all this sadness has happened, you go back to the Ghetto and people throw there houses (cardboard boxes) at you, this kills you and you die. Then you come back to life as a printer cartridge. Then you print out a copy of the Triforce onto one of those cardboard boxes. TU-DA!! YOU HAVE SCORED SOME SERIOUS TRIFORCE-NESS!!
The master Elephant of Idaho has spoken!!!!
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Rumour 8
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Hey everyone, I got the triforce. Here is how to get it. First, you gotta
beat the game five times in a row without turning off the power. The fifth
time you reset it, you will hear ganondorf laugh before the n64 sign comes
up. Start a new game and enter your name as this: "zElDA" exactly like
this!!! Play the game without saving up to where you become an adult. When
zelda and Impa come riding out on the horse, Zelda will turn to evil and you
must fight her!!! Shes easy though. She will come to her senses when you
beat her. She will then tell you the triforce is in the temple of time. Go
to the temple of time and fight ganondorf there. you must have your items
like this: c-left:bommerang, c-down: bombs, c-right: slingshot. Beat him by
hitting him with the slingshot, he will fall to the groung. then bomb him 13
times. the music will then switch to the mario theme and mario will come out
and give you the triforce. But when you try to walk out, bowser will stop
you and you will have to fight him by using the bommerang. After that,the
triforce is yours to keep.
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READ THIS, TRIFORCE DREAMERS!!!
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You can't get the triforce! One of the reasons you can't get it is you arlready have it. Well the force of courage at least so it is almost impossible to get the triforce unless you kill Zelda, Ganon, and yourself and if it was posible to do that you wouldn't have the triforce any more cause your'e a dead man.
A Zelda Project Employee
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