Hello,

Welcome to the Un-offical Shiny cow Website, as the name suggests we are dedicated to bringing you news on what weird things the Shiny cows get up to when not roaming around there games. What other games the cows have managed to visit... Moosical Singing cows and the cow-nt down to the Moo-lenium... And the Moolenium Experience with our answer to the Millennium Dome (The Moo-Lenium Dome) being put up in London (UK.) So without further a-do here is the rest of the site...

Sound Stuff Man:

To find loads of cow related sounds and also the MooAMP skin set for winamp please click here

Cow Poems:

Lemming has send me some Cow poems below...

Okay, here are a couple of short poems i found for cows from a book called BIRDS BEASTS AND FISHES by Anne carter:

'THE COW'

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

Ogden Nash

Four stiff standers, Four lily landers, Two lookers, two crookers, And a wig-wag.

ANON.

*(they also have 4 stomachs ~ Lemm.)*

And here is something absolutly *POINTLESS*, I reckon a fed up cow would say in times of stress, and absolute bordom...

"Grass! Why must we ALWAYS eat GRASS??"~ Lemm.

Using some physics COW-culations, Robert Maitland came up with this equation:

"In order for the cow to land an hour later after it was launched, it would have to be launched at a speed of 40,000 mi/h (50x the speed of sound), and would reach a maximum height of 10,000 miles (1.25 the earth's diameter.). In order for this to happen, the fridge would have to weigh at least 3 million tons (the same weight as 5 million cows). In fact, the cow would hit Princess Whats Her Name with as much force as a nuclear bomb!"

Cow Humour:

What does a buck-toothed cow say?

Answer: Mooo-oooo-fff!

Farmer boy and the Neighbor's daughter were strolling the back forty, hand in hand. Looking over the fence, the boy sees his bull making calves with the nearest heifer."Wow," says the boy, "I would really like to be doing that!" "Why not?" says the girl. "It's your cow."

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With thanxs to: Athena & Robert Maitland for this COW-culation and Diane Hartle for cow jokes and to Lemming for finding the poems ect.

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