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Q: My girlfriend says all my clothes, and i quote, "look like rotten papaya leaves." What can I do to help her understand my fasion fancy? Signed ~Bodi Owder A:Fasion is not love . . . go bother Martha Stewart. Also, you may want to shower so that those clothes of yours don't turn into leaves. ~Dr. Love Q:I have a problem. I love, in a sick sort of way, Uraguay. Ever since fourth grade I've always wanted to go there. In the extreme, I dreamt of living there. What can I do to suppress my Uraguay obsession? Sincerly ~Lost A:This is a sickness we doctors call: Ihavealoveofuraguay-itis. The only cure is to mace yourself once or twice a day when you have this feeling. WARNING: Mace may be harmful to your health; side effects are unknown, if you have any tell us. ~Dr. Love Q: Dr Love, My best friend (female) is mad and me and I don't know why. What do I do? ~Lonely in C minor A: Mr. Lonely, I realize that women are like computers. "Bad command or file name" is their way of saying, " I'm mad at you and if you don't already know why then I'm sure not going to tell you because you don't deserve it!" You need to apologize, call her up find out what you did. If that doesn't work, there is always 555-LOVE ~DR LOVE Q: I got called yesterday morning by a DJ at one of my local radios. He had a message for me. My girlfriend was breaking up with me because of my nose. What am I supposed to do? ~One Big Mess A: First, step away from the cliff. Second... uh... nose job? You stumped Dr Love! (Optional: Try 555-LOVE) haha |
Q: There's this girl I know and I want to ask her out, but everytime I see her I start to sweat and my knees shake, and my face goes numb. How can I let her know I like her? Should I tell her? Should I have someone else tell her? Should I write her a poem? Should I call her? Or, should I trip her? I think I'll write a poem. How's this? I know this girl, but not her name, She is so pretty, that I could sing, If I date her, there won't be shame, and if it's good, I'll buy a ring, Thank you've been a big help. I wouldn't have known what to do without you. Thanks ~Synonomis A: For the sweat, wear Old Spice... For the knees use Bengay... for your face, use clearasil. First of all, don't trip her. Your poem is nice. Maybe you should get her number from the bathroom wall and call her. Wait I think I have it here... -- 555-LOVE ~DR. LOVE Q: Dear Dr. Love, If you were a Junior in highschool and you were being hit on by freshmen, what would you do? ~Curious A: First of all, tell them that you are a Junior. You are the upperclassman/woman and you have the right to kick some brass! If they already know that, kick `em anyway! | ||||||||||||||||
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For those of you who haven't heard: S*C*U*M is develpoing a NEW computer game! It isn't anything fancy... but I have been working on it personally, and I think you will all like it! You will be able to D/L it here soon! For the rest of you: Send your love questions to [email protected] Thank you! | |||||||||||||||||
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