Shadow Luigi: Welcome to the second Luigi Arena Fight! Today, the fight will be more organized, in Neglected Character Death Match Style, and Shigeru Miyamoto's personal assistant, (from US) John Smith!
Smith: Nice to be here! First, let me tell you that Super Mario Dolphin will be The origanal Mario(from SMB), that has flashy moves! That way, we'll have a TON of memory left, so Mario can be in a realistic enviroment!
Shadow: That's great John. Now, in the orange corner, weigning in at 279 pounds, the Circus Sideshow, The Never Released in a single game, Mr. Mangler!!!!!
Smith: And in the red corner, Weigning in at 165 pounds, The Red Flash, The Video Game Supastar, Super Mario Dolphin!!!!
Shadow: This is going to be a great fight. I've got my money on Mangler.
Smith: Mario has been through alot of devolpment, he is definately going to win.
Shadow: Let's get ready to ruuuuuuumble!!!!!!
Shadow: Wow! Mario sure can jump!
Smith: Yes, he can. The speed of his jump was 186,000 M.P.S.(the speed of light)!
Shadow:Amazing! I need to get a Dolphin system!
Shadow: And right through the ? block!
Smith: Yes, he can do that. Look's like Rare's Mr. Mangler has a few tricks up his sleeve, er... nevermind.
Shadow: Cool special effects on Mangler's part.
Smith: Ya, but that cloud above Mario's head... I have a bad feeling...
Shadow: WOW! I knew Mangler would win!
Smith: Not yet, there's still 2 frames left!
Shadow: Oh, ya...
Shadow: I see what you mean about the special effects.
Smith: Oh, that... that was a small addition that would be used to kill that annoying Peach, er.. I mean Bowser.
Shadow: Wow! What a match-up! It was truly an amazing fight.
Smith: But, as the frame said, Shigeru is not going to like this.
Shadow: Yeah, let's get out of here before he blames us!
::Both get up and run away::
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