THE Shit LIST

Ghost Shit

The kind where you feel the Shit come out, but there is no Shit in the toilet.

Clean Shit

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Shit

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Shit

This happens when you're done Shit-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Shit some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Shit

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Shit

It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Shit

The kind of Shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Shit

The kind of Shit that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Shit

Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Shit

The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Shit

That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Shit (The Power Dump)

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Shit

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Shit

It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Shit

You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Shit !!!

The Dangling Shit

This Shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Shit -ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.