People you'll meet in a Mens Bathroom

1. excitable - shorts half twisted around. cannot find hole. rips shorts
2. sociable - joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. crosseyed - looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. timid - cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. indifferent - all urinals being used. pisses in sink.
6. clever - no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. frivolous - plays stream up, down, and across urinal, tries to hit fly or butt.
8. worried - not sure where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
9. absent-minded - opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. childish - pisses directly into bottom of urinal. likes to see the bubbles
11. sneak - farts silently while pissing,acts very inocent, knows man in next stale will get blamed.
12. patient - stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13. desperate - waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. tough - bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. efficient - waits until he has to crap,then does both.
16. fat - backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. little - stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. disgruntled - stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
19. concieted - holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
20. drunk - holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.