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THE DREAD PIRATE LYSANDER
(also known as [DP] Lysander)

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"Welcome, All ye who enter here, to my home" A soft voice says to you from the shadows as you try to figure out where you are in all the darkness.
"And know, that having entered here, You may not exit. Come, follow the candelight to my sitting room, and Meet with me in person." and true to the stranger's words, a candel flame appears in the darkness before you.

You follow it down what appears to be a dimly lit corridor, and it enters a dark room that is cold. The smell of salt water, and the sound of waves gently lapping at the walls tells you that from this dark hole you have gone deep into the sea. a window nearby shows the faintly lit waters outside.
Suddenly, a snap of padded fingers causes the room to light up, and you turn to see the owner of the voice and abode. She smiles, and her tail twitches. as she pulls the coat off, and sets her hat down on the coat rack, you find yourself looking at a sturfily built female Cat-Morph, black of fur, and golden green of eye. She smiles to you, and nods.
"Have a seat. " She points to a wooden box, and herself takes a seat in a huge red leather chair. You sit.

"What do you wish to know of me?" She says with a smile.

She waves her paw to the bookshelves behind you.
"The tales of my many adventures you will find behind you. Also, log books of places I have been, and that " she points to a singe open book on a pedistal
"Is a log of the people who have come before you. You may find it interesting to read it." She smiles, then, turning, picks up a huge book, that is ornate looking.
"And this is a book of the portals out of my home. Feel free to use it. Oh, and, By the way, My name is Lysander. But, I am known in many parts, as the Dread Pirate Lysander. Let it be known, thou art lucky if you never learn why." and with that, she stands, and walks out. Her voice follows her down the hall, singing merrily.

"Away hey and up she rises, away hey and up she rises, away hey and up she rises erly in the morning..."

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As you look about you, you become curious of many things, and so, start looking at the books around you.

Look to the books
Look at the Portal room
Read The Journal of The Dread Pirate Lysander
Follow The Dread Pirate Lysander

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